The Food and Drug Administration has determined that hoarding naturally occuring WINs is bad for your health and can lead to heart disease, incontenance, DickyDo disease, Erectile Disfunction, pimples, cold sweats, paranoia, hair loss, hair growth, postules, wandering eye, cleft toe and possibly death.
To counteract this epidemic, DrugPushers, inc. has created Neo-WIN, the all win substitute with half the side effects of a real WIN to ease your WIN addictions.
Trusts us, we're a major pharmecutical company!
* Neo-Win has been proven to cuase cancer in lab rats and some small children.
Neo-win should not be prescribed without a doctors aproval
Neo-win should not be administred to children under 4 years of age
Neo-win has no nutritional value.
Sorry man. Let me hold that WIN for your while you work this out with your insurance company.
Richard Hamilton (1975-2014)
goodbye good friend. We will see you in the DMZ in the sky oneday, save a shot for us.