To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing gain The Win?
CaptainWinters, you rap like the original Shakespeare,
You're raising the level of class all up in here,
Don't get me wrong, your prose is something to behold,
Tie the whole thing together and we've got some gold,
Though I think tonight the Win shall be mine to grab,
Because as is your rhymes, mine aren't all that drab,
I'll keep this Win all deep up in my pocket,
And we'll see how hard this thread can rock it!
We got CreamyZombie Playing the Bass.
Captwinters1701 posting his about the place
I've got this tune in my brain.
I gotta post it now without any shame.
"how do you think I feel when PWE changed my name"
"they're just leaving Cryptic to suffer in pain"
now back to the Bass.
I'm dancing like I own the place.
that part is true, because I told you to shoo.
but truthfully I'm not quite through.
because the Win is mine.
unless you can beat this rhyme!
Just watch me snap that bass back from you,
Stand back and get down without further adieu,
Dance, we'll watch as you tear up that dance floor,
We'll all strip that Win right down to it's core.
Don't even think that we're not all with the rhythm,
We're breaking it down so hard we might cause a schism,
Watch the Win as it's passed around like candy,
This thread will go down in history, which is quite dandy!
Oh Please! you don't even tease!
you take so long you almost seize!
but you're kinda right.
this rap battle is really tight.
I wonder if this will continue all night
it'll be the best thread shining bright.
if everyone posted it would be a blast.
but unfortunately we keep on getting last.
this thread is for the win.
but who can be the kingpin.
its kind of ironic.
that this is kinda chronic.
but definately trivial.
I'll keep posting these rhymes.
until you can keep up with the times!
I'm gonna keep drinking my tea.
because I'm the master of PVE