Oh, gloves off now? Lets wrap this up tightly,
I'll take you on, if fact I could do it nightly,
You wonder if I from somewhere down under?
I'll rap so hard that it will make you chunder!
I've got the Win and I see that Sensbibat is in the mix,
Sit back, relax, take note and I'll show you some tricks!
I never sleep, I don't even feel the need
I'll slap this rhyme down so hard your ears will bleed!
Oh, so it's like that, a Star Trek rap is what you crave?
Let me teach you, it's going to hit you like a shock wave.
Archer shipped the Enterprise for this first time ever,
Didn't have shields, weapons or a tractor beam tether,
Wore nothing but blue, didn't give a rats about fashion,
Could even see the forest for the trees though his passion.
Kirk stepped in with his five year long mission,
Never going backwards, had the key stuck in the ignition,
He didn't falter, didn't misstep or trip,
He was the master, the owner, the partner to his ship.
Picard took over, could see your reflection in his bald head,
Think that stopped him at all, he put the blasted Borg to bed,
Though he had his troubles, heck, he had troubles abound,
Which all came to a head when he crashed his ship into the ground!
Sisko came along, punch Q right in his face,
He even managed to be the spiritual lead for a race,
He didn't take cheek, he lead his station like a master,
Keeping that all together, he still made a mean cream pasta.
Janeway took command, flew her ship to the great beyond,
She's damn lucky Starfleet didn't think she'd abscond,
Dealt a mean blow to the enemy of all things living,
She might have been soft, but she was not at all forgiving.
So I list all these Captains and tell their treks,
Why you ask? What's the interest in these subjects,
These Captains took the Win much like I have now,
I'll take my Win, step away while I take a bow.
I've done far worse, than kill you.
I've hurt you.
And, I wish to go on...hurting you.
I am taking the win,and leaving your post...
Kill me, hurt me? Mate, you couldn't wear a shirt like me,
My EPS flow is off the grid, you can't handle that kid.
Whoops, did I fly off the handle there, that was wrong,
Looking back, I know where this Win does belong.
You can have your Win for just a little bit,
I but I wear it much like a Mark XII tactical kit.
Put your shields on regen and take anther shot,
I'll take the Win and off I trot.