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# 6391
12-25-2013, 07:21 PM
We are the Borg. Christmas is irrelevant. Collective bargaining, however, is not.
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# 6392
12-26-2013, 05:19 AM
Good Morning and Welcome to your Clockwork Senshi Session.
Today we [will]? will cover the subject of ankles and shoulders
that no longer like our little fluffy bodies...

WIN is soaking long steaming followign safety guidance and sittign in a hot springs not cursed by some evil witch.. [next side]

Good Open you books to page 11.. and begin after me..
Pain is an illusion. [ok,spock now what?]
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# 6393
12-26-2013, 09:13 AM
If pain is an illusion, why is it when you stub your little toe on the corner of your bed you not only recite every known swear word in your respective language but all the ones you learnt at school and also make up a few along the way?


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# 6394
12-26-2013, 09:15 AM
Watches a blue streak go by ... someone must've stubbed their toe. That's no way to toe the line.
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# 6395
12-26-2013, 09:32 AM
Sheeesh!!! Three bad puns in three different threads you must be going for a record.


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Last edited by mjarbar; 12-26-2013 at 04:47 PM.
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# 6396
12-26-2013, 04:04 PM
What? Only three puns in a row for me? I must be slipping ... sliding ... away.
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# 6397
12-27-2013, 05:27 AM
Wheres theres Lupin theres a way oh hey Faye..twiddle time thats what time it is
http://www.ronchan.net/wordpress/wp-...japan_tone.jpg
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Last edited by senshibat01; 12-27-2013 at 06:45 AM.
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# 6398
12-27-2013, 09:13 AM
Hash boo valvoline
Clean, clean, clean for Gene
First, second, neutral, park
Hie thee hence, you leafy narc

(from "Bored of the Rings")
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# 6399
12-27-2013, 11:49 AM
with one pun in the happiness bind them..-
one bat leth for the Klingon lords
a phaser for the Kirk
never mind just pass the Waffles
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# 6400
12-27-2013, 03:47 PM
"Leggo my Eggo!"

"I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner..."

"Coke. The Real Thing."

"Hi, I'm Cheryl. Fly me!"

Some slogans were poor to begin with (especially that last one). Others haven't aged too well (even if unforgettable years later), like the Oscar Meyer one. This is why I thought U2's "Zooropa" had interesting lyrics ... all ad slogans.
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