"Brother Maynard: The Book of Armaments. Chapter Three, verses one through six."
"The holy hand grenade of Antioch. And the Lord did order it be used against stoats and voats, moles and voles, and ..."
"Pray, Brother Maynard, do skip on a bit."
"Yes, Father. And the Lord said, take thou the holy hand grenade. Pull out the pin, and count thou to 3. Not 2, unless thou immediately pass on to 3. Not 4. And 5 is right out. Throw thou the holy hand grenade at thine enemies, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
"Right. One -- two -- five!"
(three angelic notes)
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