I would also accept one in BrO (Bridge Officer) form...
Not gonna end well.
Your gonna send him off on assignment, "Dispense Mad Rhymes On Vulcan".
The Assignment will end in Disaster.
He will accuse you of trying to get him deleted.
He will then defect to the KDF (a place he called Westcoast) where he will crank out albums on iFerengiTunes.
He will be destroyed, with everyone blaming you.
His previously unreleased works will hit every Holodeck across the quadrant.