Having worked with HTML code for a website I can appreciate the work and difficulties of working with computer code and its... quirksome errors. I appreciate the decision to take the server down for longer if it means finding the problem source quicker.
Now for the humor portion: who let the nanite tribble loose?
4 fresh ripe plums, 1/2 cup of raw cane sugar, 2 freshly squeezed large limes, 6 ice cubes, 1/2 cup of Captain Morgan Spiced Rum, and 3/4 cup of extra fine Brandy. Place all in a blender and set on high for 2 minutes...
Pour contents into a LARGE frosted glass... Now it's time to get blitzed till the server resurrects itself.