I've been avoiding the STF grindes the last few days. And I am wishing I had continued to do so.
Cure Space Normal again. My personal favorite for noobe comedy.
It was me and four of them thar big shinny oddys.
I said 'HI' like I usually do. To which nobody responded which is normal.
I headed right, two followed me. One went to the left cube and One to the middle cube.
I thought 'Oh Goody.'
Me and the other two that went Right started shooting.
I usually blast a couple nodes before I look at the BoP's being spawned. But the other two were blasting away at the BoPs with their sparkly little rainbow technicolor beams. So I just killed all the nodes real quick.
I watched as the two that were with me followed the BoPs all the way back to the Kang just shooting away with their sparkly little rainbow technicolor beams.
I typed 'Please take your rainbow technicolor beams off stun.'
Nobody responded.
I finished the cube real quick and flew back to the Kang to kill the Borg.
That was when I saw all four of the other ships were there blasing away with their sparkly little rainbow technicolor beams.
I thought 'Oh Goody.'
I killed all the Borg, healed the Kang and headed to the second cube.
I started over to the second cube and noticed the other four had split up, two to the second cube and two to the third.
The two at the second cube started in at the BOPs and I started killing nodes.
The two with me followed the BOPs all the way back to the Kang.
I again typed 'Please take your technicolor rainbow weapons off stun.'
Somebody with sparkly little rainbow technicolor beams responded with 'FU.'
By now all four of the others had followed the Borg all the way back to the Kang so I finished the nodes real quick and flew to the Kang, finished all the Borg and healed the Kang which was at 76%.
I flew back to the Middle cube and killed it then flew over to the third.
The other four were already there following the Nag Veys (Or whatever you call them) back to the Kang.
I figured there was no way they could kill them so I finished them off real quick.
I flew back to the Cube and started in at the nodes.
The other four were shooting spawning ships.
So I typed, 'I know you guys are weak but I could use some help so we don't run out of time.'
Somebody responded 'Your Mama.'
So I typed, 'Please take your technicolor rainbow weapons off stun.'
I proceded to finish off the nodes then the cube.
I then typed, 'SOMEBODY HAIL THE KANG!" with all of 10 seconds left on the clock.
I put my ship in Evasive, hit Omega and did the best I could to get there because my shields were still up.
The other four were just shooting away at the Borg with their sparkly little rainbow technicolor beams.
I got there just in time and got the Kang on it's way.
NOW FOR THE CARRIER!!!
I've decided long ago that it does no good to get mad at noobes. They are just people who's mommy wouldn't let them use the credit card before F2P came along. They are probably having difficulty in middle school with the ABC's, 1+1 and all that fine stuff. So I just brush it off...
So here they come to the Carrier.
I set there 3k from the carrier and watched. I didn't fire even once.
I noticed that two of them were focusing on nothing but the BoP's that were spawning.
So about five minutes in I got bored and killed the carrier.
Somebody typed 'WoW, what kind of weapons are those?
I typed 'They sure the hell aren't sparkly little rainbow technicolor beams.'
And I flew away into the sunset.
I'll wait another week or two before doing another pug grind.
