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# 2
04-12-2012, 10:26 PM
I got one named "Pork" the other day.

I reckon the game knows if you're Jewish.....I must play kosher and it doesn't like it.


Maybe I can give you a Pork if you give me some Tit.
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# 3
04-13-2012, 07:22 AM
What's so wrong about being named after a non-sentient avian species from Earth? Other Ferengi might think your parents were a bit loony, but that's about it.
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# 4
04-13-2012, 07:25 AM
*double palm to face* Really , this offends you, Really? There is no hope for society.
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# 5
04-13-2012, 07:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SeanNewBoy View Post
*double palm to face* Really , this offends you, Really? There is no hope for society.
He put a smiley face, so hopefully he wasn't actually offended, LOL.

When I get some spare time I'm going to do through my roster and post some. I save all the funny ones, I probably have 20 or 25 of them. They really are the only green, white, or even blues I keep around these days (with 200+ purps, they rarely get used).
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# 6
04-13-2012, 08:12 AM
Oh, I'm not offended at all. I just found it amusing.

I'm hoping to get another one so I could have a pair.
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# 7
04-13-2012, 08:22 AM
I never get these funnily named DOFFs! It's not fair!
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# 8
04-13-2012, 08:54 AM
Here are a few of the better ones I have collected that have interesting, Star Trek, or names that if you have a dirty mind sound like/look like other words (if I haven't provided an explanation, then best to google and keep to yourself lest we get censored LOL):

Stunn (Vulcan Projectile Weapons Off)
Sh'isell (As in shizzle my nizzle, LOL)
F'eel
Brat
F'okk
Bukkae
Pep
Pork
Tit
Sir
Data
Nero
Tala Gram (Telegram, LOL)
*****
Horenose (Karemma Female)
Poudun (Po'dunk, LOL)
Boned (Tellarite female, so I doubt very much LOL)
Dita
Hormen
Fug

Edit: ROFL, the **** one is funny, because it's a common name for a female hygiene product, but it's misspelled by several letters. Too funny that it's blocked, I guess they also block popular mis-spellings, too, LOL.
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# 9
04-13-2012, 08:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rickyb76
I never get these funnily named DOFFs! It's not fair!
I hear ya, I see these post all the time with all these cool DO names, but my DO have either "normal" names or really stupid, unpronounceable names...
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# 10
04-13-2012, 09:12 AM
Ahhh... good times!
-Spaam, my Vulcan Science Officer
-Bored, Tellarite Security Officer


Oh, and I have two Tosk's... in two different departments. *L*
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