You might be a Trekkie if your son's first swear word is "Petaq".

You might be a trekkie if you call the noobie nameless shirts, and the coworkers who wear them "redshirts" despite the fact that the shirt is obviously blue in color.

when you complain about cryptics decision to name species 8472 "undine"

If you've read Star Trek Paperback novels more than once each

If you go to a school whose address is 1701 _________ St. (guilty)

If you can see a picture of any person from any series and say their rank, species, death date, and what they had for breakfast that morning....

You definitely are a Trekkie, if your thinking about the best way to take out a Borg cube with your defiant.....during Coitus....

LMAO DUDE I DID JUST THAT lastnight. I have a Thunderchild though, LOL.

If anytime you complete something well, you say "Excellent. More than a match for poor Enterprise."

You might be a Trekkie IF - you're sitting at a traffic light and when the light goes green you flinch... cause it's the same color as a disruptor...