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# 1 Amusing DOff missions
05-12-2012, 09:49 PM
I just got a very rare DOff mission "Investigate Rumors of Starfleet Intelligence"

I suspect my DOffs will finally prove there is no intelligence at all in Starfleet.

Anyone else find any amusing missions?
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# 2
05-12-2012, 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted by kimmera
I just got a very rare DOff mission "Investigate Rumors of Starfleet Intelligence"

I suspect my DOffs will finally prove there is no intelligence at all in Starfleet.

Anyone else find any amusing missions?
the orginal version of that was for KDF, I think, which sparked another fun post.
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# 3
05-12-2012, 10:50 PM
My favorite is always selling Ferengi prisoners to Orion slavers. There's a certain amusing irony.
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# 4
05-13-2012, 01:52 AM
The word "infiltration" is missing from the mission title thats all
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# 5
05-13-2012, 01:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kimmera
I just got a very rare DOff mission "Investigate Rumors of Starfleet Intelligence"

I suspect my DOffs will finally prove there is no intelligence at all in Starfleet.

Anyone else find any amusing missions?
Originally Heretic took it out during F2P testing when people pointed that out. But when he did, people asked for it back because it was just hillarious! And when I saw it return a few weeks ago, I couldn't help but to have a smirk on my face.
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# 6
05-13-2012, 05:54 AM
the most amusing DOff mision i've done was a KDF in second wave, the search for the Secton 31 base...i got a critical success with like two whites or was it a white and ag reen? either way, it made me think they just put it in plain sight with a sign saying "Not section 31 HQ"
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# 7
05-13-2012, 09:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kimmera
I just got a very rare DOff mission "Investigate Rumors of Starfleet Intelligence"

I suspect my DOffs will finally prove there is no intelligence at all in Starfleet.

Anyone else find any amusing missions?
Any DOFF mission that involves critical failure and death while preparing food is always funny.
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# 8
05-13-2012, 09:34 AM
There's the Attempt to Play a Game of Fizbin one...

I;m still holding out for my Put on Hamlet though.
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# 9
05-13-2012, 09:57 AM
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There's the Attempt to Play a Game of Fizbin one...

I;m still holding out for my Put on Hamlet though.
Bonus points if they add in the description that it involves the Elcor Production Company.

"An Elcor production of Hamlet... .in its original Klingon"
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# 10
05-13-2012, 11:14 AM
How about put on a performance of H.M.S. Pinafore? Picard and Data were working on that in Insurrection, so that'd be a nice tie in.

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