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# 1 Klingon Swimwear
06-24-2013, 10:13 PM
Now that my thread title has given many of you nightmares/terrors, what exactly do we use? The Orion clothing could easily work for the females. Some sort of shorts for the males? What do shirtless Klingons look like?? They're always wearing armor!
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# 2
06-24-2013, 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted by mondoid View Post
Now that my thread title has given many of you nightmares/terrors, what exactly do we use? The Orion clothing could easily work for the females. Some sort of shorts for the males? What do shirtless Klingons look like?? They're always wearing armor!
Well, the reason why no one has seen one alive is because once a Klingon is naked, the smell just instant kill whoever nearby.
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# 3
06-24-2013, 10:36 PM
well... Klingons have enough fur down there to not require swimwear.
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# 4
06-24-2013, 11:22 PM
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well... Klingons have enough fur down there to not require swimwear.
I did not need that mental image floating inside my head, thank you very much.
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# 5
06-24-2013, 11:38 PM
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# 6
06-25-2013, 04:36 AM
Klingons, the men, are very proud of their weapons, the ones for war and the one for love. They are naked when they are going for a swim. The women love it of course and all the other species are jealous.
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# 7
06-25-2013, 04:42 AM
I know we have seen some klingon bare chested before. One is Kurn in that episode of DS9 where he asked Worf to perform the rutual to kill him. The seem to have a very bony sternum and a thick spine of course.

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# 8
06-25-2013, 05:18 AM
Did we ever see Worf shirtless as a result of his... relations with Jadzia? I thought we would've, but now I'm not sure. He was quite modest, as we learned in Nemesis
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# 9
06-26-2013, 07:16 AM
Not sure what Klingon swimwear looks like, but I'm pretty sure it has spikes.
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# 10
06-26-2013, 07:36 AM
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Now that my thread title has given many of you nightmares/terrors, what exactly do we use? The Orion clothing could easily work for the females. Some sort of shorts for the males? What do shirtless Klingons look like?? They're always wearing armor!
As fun as it would be, i have to point out that the chances are slim, given other people's response to the idea of federation characters in shorts/swimwear, heck even the skant uniform, simply because its a man in a skirt, and that is bad.

Dont get me wrong, i would love to see a klingon in swimwear (didnt worf eventually loosen up on Risa)
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