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# 21
06-07-2012, 03:03 AM
As we go into battle remember, your greatest threat to peril doesn't come from the Klingons, Romulans or even the Borg, but rather your own control console exploding. Take comfort in this and keep your eyes on your station.
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# 22
06-07-2012, 03:23 AM
KDF "Kill anything in red first!"
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FED "Place anything dumb in red"
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TOS "Place your BEST engineer in red'

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# 23
06-07-2012, 03:37 AM
Helmsmen: SIR! The helm is not responding!
Captain: Click out of the chatbox mister!!
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# 24
06-07-2012, 08:20 AM
What do you MEAN it won't be installed until Tuesday?!
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# 25
06-07-2012, 06:27 PM
"Captain, we have just left Earth orbit."
"Thank you Ensign. Set course for the Alpha Triangulae Sector. As soon as we clear Sol System, maximum warp."
"Aye, Sir"......"Sir, would you like to warp to the Delta Volanis Cluster?"
"No, Ensign, I said Alpha Triangulae."
"Yes Captain"........"Sir, would you like to warp to the Beta Ursae Sector?"
"No Ensign! I said Alpha Triangulae!"



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"What do you mean they're both dead?? It was supposed to be a routine medical checkup!"
BWAHAHAHAHA!!
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# 26
06-07-2012, 06:35 PM
"that ambassador is an undine"

science officer "we aren't supposed to know that sir"
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# 27
06-07-2012, 07:53 PM
"Damn it chief why does that console keep blowing out? What kind of ****y fuses are we using?"

... ... ...


"What do you mean "what are fuses?" ?"
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# 28
06-07-2012, 08:02 PM
"Oh look, another terrible Cloak/Pulsewave Tac..."
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# 29
06-11-2012, 02:51 AM
"Odyssey class insurance premiums are sure to go up after this..."
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# 30
06-11-2012, 03:14 AM
Why do we have to kill the same Borg over and over again? It's been 5000 times already!

What do you mean, you never fought those Borg? It was just a few hours ago!

...and...

No, no, press the "Antitime Bubble" (aka Respawn) button!

I said ANTI-time, not- *explodes*
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