For many years, it was believed that the destruction of the Rondac III cloning facilities by Damar's resistance forces in 2375 heralded the demise of the Weyouns, a belief corroborated by the Founder Leader's claims that Weyoun 9 was the "last clone". But recent discoveries by opportunistic Ferengi prospectors has revealed that was yet another lie!
Weyoun lives, and now, Federation and KDF captains can purchase the services of the tenth Weyoun: Weyoun X!
Ferengi enterpreneurs, seeking riches in the Dominion's most secret facilities, have come upon a cache of Weyoun clones in stasis. These clones have been awakened, and with the Dominion War long over, Weyoun's clones are now looking to dedicate themselves to the service of any worthy captain, as a unique Science-classification Vorta Bridge Officer!
Weyoun's smarmy wit is legendary throughout the galaxy, and this is reflected in his unique bridge officer Space Ability: Taunt. Upon activating Taunt, Weyoun issues a mocking transmission to all enemy ships within a short distance, causing them to fixate their attacks on his ship for eight seconds. Taunt is a Lieutenant-rank ability, so it can be used by almost any starship! Weyoun X is a great bridge officer for cruiser Captains looking to protect their fragile escort buddies - or as a gift for an escort Captain's best friend!
Taunt is audible as a voice emote. Each emote has been personally voiced by THE Weyoun: Jeffrey Combs!
"So small...so vulnerable...Shall I order their destruction immediately?"
"You should be honored. You're witnessing an historic moment!"
"Can't we reach a mutually beneficial understanding without the unpleasantness of combat?"
Weyoun is just as proficient with his little-known interest in "creative genetics". Lifetimes of study have taught Weyoun the secret of the Giger Ray. Giger Ray is a Ground Ability unique to Weyoun X, allowing him to instantly resuscitate and rejuvenate any nearby downed ally! Unlike Resuscitate, the Giger Ray can be used at range, is instant, and can be used to fully heal and energize a non-incapacitated target!
The Weyoun X clone will be available for both Federation and KDF captains, for only 600 C-Points! But hesitate not - very soon the last of the Weyouns will have been snapped up!
Doesn't sound fake. It is fake. There would be a huge uproar about getting the actor who played Weyoun if it was true and he seems to be quite busy this year. Also, that resurrect ability is too powerful.