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# 11
06-15-2012, 03:10 PM
Even when Chuck Norris is AFK, he still does more damage than anyone else in the match.
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# 12
06-15-2012, 03:19 PM
Chuck Norris round housed the borg queen and she never recovered thats why the borg in STO are different from the show

Chuck Norris' skin is so resilient he gets his tan from a supernova

Chuck Norris built the Dyson Sphere on his weekend off

In Star trek Voyager the reason the omega molecule stabalized is because Chuck Norris told it to
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# 13
06-15-2012, 03:29 PM
Chuck Norris can see a cloaked ship... From three sector blocks away.

Chuck Norris has never received a mystery box... he always knows what's inside

Chuck Norris got nerfed in the last update. He can only fly a rainbow Escort at 1/4 Impulse and no shields. He still wins.

The reason why the server is down right now?? Chuck Norris ran out of things to kill and he punched the Server in frustration.

Chuck Norris has a 300 year vet reward.

Chuck Norris always gets the ship out of the lockbox.
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# 14
06-15-2012, 03:40 PM
Chuck Norris always has a critical success, even if he didn't assign any DOff.
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# 15
06-15-2012, 03:42 PM
When Chuck Norris plays damjat, everyone loses.

Chuck Norris survived Khitomer.
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# 16
06-15-2012, 04:13 PM
Chuck Norris can play any faction in the game and those that don't exist without making an alt.

Chuck Norris has every Accolade in the game from all factions on one character.

Cryptic gives Chuck Norris unlimited C-Points and doesn't charge him for buying on the C-Store out of fear.

Chuck Norris has a full set of Legendary ground and space gear.
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# 17
06-15-2012, 04:18 PM
Chuck norris is so feeble he has appeared on family guy
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# 18
06-15-2012, 04:49 PM
Romulus would not be destroyed if Chuck Norris didn't say: let there be light...
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# 19
06-15-2012, 05:22 PM
Chuck Norris's fist was the inspiration for the Klingon pain stick.
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# 20
06-15-2012, 05:27 PM
Chuck Norris has reached Fleet Admiral

The Devs aren't the ones who decided to cut the KDF in half, Chuck Norris didn't feel like grinding the first half of the levels so he roundhouse kicked them out of the game.

Chuck Norris got sick of the closed-in exploration zones and roundhouse kicked his way out to do real exploration.

The c-store owes Chuck Norris C(chuck norris)-Points

Chuck Norris maxed out all of his skills on his main and still has left over SP.
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