The servers are going down for maintenance... only when Chuck Norris is not in the mood for STO
Chuck Norris does not need any BOFF´s
No BOFF would ever take the chance to board Chuck Norris´ ship
Once, Chuck Norris lost 1% of his forward shield, once..
Chuck Norris plays STF´s alone
Chuck Norris invented the Borg, Iconians, and Undine when he got tired of dealing with the Federation.
Chuck Norris was once experimented on in the coliseum from "Coliseum". His interrogators were met with a fierce roundhouse kick which created the sewage pipe the hero and Slamek escaped from. The sewage was the feces of his interrogators.
Chuck Norris was mining for gold one day. Another miner made the fatal mistake of stealing his gold, and roundhouse kicked him down into the moon. The moon was known as Praxis.
Chuck Norris can close Tyken's Rift with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris' had a cold, and had the biggest sneeze he's ever had. That sneeze is now known as the Nexus.
Thalaron radiation is the result of Chuck Norris' burps.
Chuck Norris' tractor beam is caused by him inhaling.
Chuck Norris got his Captain's Yacht and Dujhod chariot the day he signed up for STO.
Chuck Norris levels up his characters by blinking.