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# 31
06-16-2012, 01:05 PM
Eject Warp Plasma was originally a fragrance for men, by Chuck Norris. The pheromones were so strong that the UFP seized it for military applications.

Chuck Norris wins solo space STFs by simply floating around in his EVA suit while saying "pew-pew".

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Chuck Norris is NOT a Klingon. All Klingons are belong to Chuck Norris. Therefore, all Kilingons are Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris uses an Antiproton Dual Heavy Cannon as a nightlight.

If Chuck Norris took on a PvP fleet of Sad Pandas, he would order them to be Happy Pandas as part of the spoils when he wins.

Chuck Norris doesn't beam down to a planet. The planet beams up to him.

During the battle of "Who Cares? I Got This.", the Borg shot an invisible 1-shot death torpedo at Chuck Norris. He keeps it as a tennis ball.
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# 32
06-16-2012, 02:31 PM
Chuck Norris won a Bat'leth competition....with his bare hands.
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# 33
06-16-2012, 02:37 PM
Chuck Norris said "no more Klingon content" ... and Cryptic obeyed.
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# 34
06-16-2012, 02:50 PM
Klingon warriors sing of the deeds of Kahless. Kahless sings about Chuck Norris.
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# 35
06-16-2012, 02:54 PM
The servers are going down for maintenance... only when Chuck Norris is not in the mood for STO
Chuck Norris does not need any BOFF´s
No BOFF would ever take the chance to board Chuck Norris´ ship
Once, Chuck Norris lost 1% of his forward shield, once..
Chuck Norris plays STF´s alone
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# 36
06-16-2012, 03:41 PM
The Tholians can make web. Chuck Norris can make world wide web...

The Newly added Rule of Aquisition: If you meet Chuck Norris, give him every slip of GPL.

The new Federation flag ship clas: The clone of Chuck Norris in the EV suit; NX - ∞.
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# 37
06-16-2012, 07:03 PM
Chuck Norris invented the Borg, Iconians, and Undine when he got tired of dealing with the Federation.

Chuck Norris was once experimented on in the coliseum from "Coliseum". His interrogators were met with a fierce roundhouse kick which created the sewage pipe the hero and Slamek escaped from. The sewage was the feces of his interrogators.

Chuck Norris was mining for gold one day. Another miner made the fatal mistake of stealing his gold, and roundhouse kicked him down into the moon. The moon was known as Praxis.

Chuck Norris can close Tyken's Rift with his bare hands.

Chuck Norris' had a cold, and had the biggest sneeze he's ever had. That sneeze is now known as the Nexus.

Thalaron radiation is the result of Chuck Norris' burps.

Chuck Norris' tractor beam is caused by him inhaling.

Chuck Norris got his Captain's Yacht and Dujhod chariot the day he signed up for STO.

Chuck Norris levels up his characters by blinking.
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# 38
06-16-2012, 07:22 PM
Chuck Noris Shaved. The area the shavings landed is now the Bad Lands.

Chuck Noris got so mad he could not warp to the Gama Quadrent he round house kicked the DS9 Wurm Hole Open in an EV suit.
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# 39
06-16-2012, 08:00 PM
Where is Su.. Chuck Norris?
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# 40
06-17-2012, 01:28 AM
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Chuck Noris Shaved. The area the shavings landed is now the Bad Lands.
This is pure Awesomesauce!
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