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# 41
06-17-2012, 01:43 AM
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Originally Posted by captainpetey View Post
Chuck Norris said "no more Klingon content" ... and Cryptic obeyed.
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# 42
06-17-2012, 11:29 AM
There is no Sever maintenance. Chuck Norris just wanted some alone time.

Chuck Norris went on Vacation on Rura Penthe. He brought a light Jacket
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# 43
06-17-2012, 01:59 PM
Chuck Norris is persecuted by Klingons. You know why? When Chuck Norris was on Qo'noS first time, he wanted to visit Praxis. And when he set foot on Praxis, already weakened moon collapsed...
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# 44
06-17-2012, 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted by kyeto13
There is no Sever maintenance. Chuck Norris just wanted some alone time.

Chuck Norris went on Vacation on Rura Penthe. He brought a light Jacket
Chuck Norris didn't even need a jacket. Not even a shirt.
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# 45
06-17-2012, 06:16 PM
There are no invisible Borg heavy plasma torpedoes: there is only the will of Chuck Norris.
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# 46
06-17-2012, 08:48 PM
Chuck Norris was born with a Multi-Vector Assault Module, rather than a heart. When he breathes in space, his beard immobilizes the enemy while his fists punch away the shields and his legs do a double roundhouse kick to the hull. His head whispers soft poetry into the victim's ears to pass the time.
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# 47
06-19-2012, 01:22 AM
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Originally Posted by oldkirkfan
Chuck Norris's ship isn't equipped with weapons.
He stands on the hull with a hand phaser.
Normal spacemen use phasers and photon torpedoes in space combat.

Chuck Norris slayed 33 Klingon warbirds (sic) with his bare hands during a spacewalk.

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# 48 Welcome back!
06-20-2012, 10:01 AM
Chuck Norris said: no more Cryptic, if you're hero, buy Zen.
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# 49
06-20-2012, 10:33 AM
The Q are to humans as Chuck Norris is to Q.
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# 50
06-20-2012, 10:40 AM
There are no Chuck Norris jokes, they are all true stories.
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