Chuck Norris doesn't needs keys to open lockboxes, they just pop open when he enters the room.
Chuck Norris caused the Big Bang when he sneezed without a tissue
Chuck Norris was able to go transwarp in his F150
When the Borg tried to invade Earth the second time and found out ChucK Norris was waiting for them on the Moon, they stopped and said, "Our bad... we thought this was the other Earth... in a different Galaxy... of a different dimension... Out'a Here...."
When Chuck Norris was presented with an Odyssey, he asked that they throw in a hemi and a lift package... it can now out perform the Jem'hadar Bug.
Chuck Norris stared directly at a supernova and said, "Is that it," and then hit his hand in his fist to make a supernova so bright that it made the big bang look like a fizzle.
Chuck Norris eats super blue giant stars for breakfast and poops out black holes
Last edited by sentinel64; 12-17-2012 at 10:33 AM.