Chuck norris got assimilated by the Borg
now they ALL have beards

Borg designation for Chuck: ''Don't assimilate, RUN like HELL!!!''

Why are Borg Green? Chuck made them assimilate broccoli

Chuck Norris can outmaneuver an escort in a starbase.

Chuck Norris once got offended by Lwaxana Troi during the beta and promptly roundhouse kicked Betazed out of the Milky Way

Chuck Norris doesn't needs keys to open lockboxes, they just pop open when he enters the room.

Chuck Norris caused the Big Bang when he sneezed without a tissue

Chuck Norris was able to go transwarp in his F150

When the Borg tried to invade Earth the second time and found out ChucK Norris was waiting for them on the Moon, they stopped and said, "Our bad... we thought this was the other Earth... in a different Galaxy... of a different dimension... Out'a Here...."

When Chuck Norris was presented with an Odyssey, he asked that they throw in a hemi and a lift package... it can now out perform the Jem'hadar Bug.

Chuck Norris stared directly at a supernova and said, "Is that it," and then hit his hand in his fist to make a supernova so bright that it made the big bang look like a fizzle.

Chuck Norris eats super blue giant stars for breakfast and poops out black holes

Q does not use his power on 21st century Earth, because Chuck Norris does.

Or like his sneeze.

The Borg didn't assimilate Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris assimilated them.

Q is afraid to mess with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris IS the Continuum.

Chuck Norris gave Einstein a roundhouse kick and invented warp drive.

Chuck Norris Had a Tier 5 Romulan, Omega, Cardassian, Crafting, PVP, and Iconian reputations three months ago.

Chuck Norris knows where the Empress Sela.

The Klingons were pushed by the Undine, The Borg were pushed by the Undine, The Undine were pushed by the Iconians... The Iconians were pushed by Chuck Norris.

Q is just Chuck Norris in his natural state.