PWE may knock us down, but we'll get up again. Unless someone else is willing to bring us a beer. Then we'll make ourselves comfortable. Anyway, on with the recruitment pitch...
Three things you should know about the Unrepentant Fleet in Star Trek Online:
1. We believe in a 6-pack in every replicator, a phaser on every bow, and an Orion Love Slave* in every Captain's Quarters. Join us, and together we will make it so.
2. We want you to play what you want, when you want it. Our guild is about having a good time in good company, not following crazy rules or mandatory play times.
3. Kirk? Picard? Hah - we know the best starship captain is Zapp Brannigan.
Here's the deal. Unrepentant is a casual guild out to have some fun times flying in space and blowing stuff up. We're a bunch of overgrown kids who think the people you play with are more important than the games you play. We have families, jobs, life obligations; we log on at night to chill with cool folks just like us. If you're someone just like us, we want you in the fleet.
But wait! There's more! Not only do you get a fleet full of cool cats when you join The U, you get a whole gaming community! Unrepentant is an adult gaming community with active guilds in GW2, FFXIV, WildStar, SWTOR, DDO, and NWN in addition to STO. We're gearing up for Star Citizen. We also have folks active in other games like Marvel Heroes, Mechwarrior Online, and ESO. Want to get your block on in Minecraft? Got folks there, too. Basically, if you play it, chances are we're playing it too.
Sound good? Alright. Here's what we need from you:
1. You have to be 18+. Our average guild member is around 30; our members range from 20s to 60s.
2. Sobriety is optional, but pants are not allowed.
3. You need to click this sentence.
That's it! Looking forward to flying the friendly Federation skies with you soon, Captain.
*Male or female. We're equal opportunity perverts.
Last edited by obiwanjabroni; 08-04-2014 at 07:56 AM.
sooo...when the GAMEGETSBROKENYETAGAINBECAUSETHEY DONT CARE ABOUT*insert whatever your gripe is here* you can always check out some of our other offerings .....we are everywhere...and we are legion......
Oh my, I feel like we lost so much history restarting the Starbase one thread. There was that.......story RC made up. Plus talk of tribbles, and oh ya that other thing about the fleet doing that one thing. Good times.
You know, instead of crying about it, you could come up with an interesting story about how our PWE overlords instituted these new forum limitations as a reaction to the presence of your all-capped, too-lengthy SPICEYWEINER. A classic tale of envy and revenge and whatnot...
Seriously, it makes as much sense as the other conspiracy theories floating around on these boards.
Join the U!
-A relative lack of conspiracy theories!
-Forums where you can customize your own avatar and signature!
There was once a Man named CARLOSSPICEYWIENER. He walked tall, carried a massive weiner and spoke loud enough for the universe to hear. One day a cruel gun toting pirate came along and with a single shot at range.... like the real coward he was, shot CARLOSSPICEYWIENER in the face. He thrashed around for a bit and then dematerilized like something out of a bad episode of Caprica.
That gun toting pirate later became known as PWE!
RC, fix this. I dont have your knack for long winded bull**** stories lol.