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# 51
07-05-2012, 02:41 PM
More like the drunken uncle of the game, I'd wager.

I don't even know if we'd make it to a Top 10 largest list. I kinda doubt it. I'm not really bothered by it though since I'd rather know my fleetmates and not just be in a group of random folks picked up near the stop sign outside of ESD.
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Yeah, I think Obi has it right. (don't tell him I said that.)

We are the uncle you love, but secretly hope does not actually accept the wedding invitation.

While we may not be the largest fleet, we almost always have someone on, able to divert to your sector and help. We used to have one of the most active threads here and certainly among the most read. Come hang with that lovable Uncle....

"No Uncle Jerry, that's the kids punch bowl!"

"Don't worry they'll nap better and we'll have a better shot at the single moms here."

"Uh, Jerry you know it's a family occasion right?"

"I must be at least once or twice removed from some of them, come on loosen up."

(Handing the Rum flask to you goes here, as he saunters to some barely legal girls talking.)

"Hullo ladies, who belongs to that sick looking Corvette outside? (Giggling here) No? To bad, I wanted to race it with my 4 seat Ferrari. (Eyesbrows raied and more giggling plus the once over goes here.) Wanna go for a ride with my nephew over there?"

(Slapping your forehead goes here, as you know he has no Ferrari.)
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# 53
07-08-2012, 11:24 AM
Sometimes I'm surprised the overlords haven't shut us down...
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# 54
07-08-2012, 06:03 PM
I am sure our overlords have tred to shut us down. They just have a hard time finding us when we wake at the crack of noon.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by obiwanjabroni View Post
Sometimes I'm surprised the overlords haven't shut us down...
It wouldn't be the first time, but We are too amusing... besides I could always ressurect the Pirate radio!.... hmmm wonder if it still there in the background of the reset>



As you and Uncle Jerry walk to the parking lot with the 4 giggling college freshman, from your sister's wedding, Jerry starts to look around in wonder and suprise.... You know the next line of Bovine feces is about to spew...

"HEY! Where the heck is my Ferrari? Who put this land yacht convertible where I left it?"

The ladies stop giggling and wonder what's up, looking around..

"OH! That 's right, Raoul had a hot date tonite and asked to borrow it and I said ok since I was ging to a boring wedding and to pick it up here. Well it WAS boring till we met you ladies! let me find the keys."

You saw him slyly pull his keys from his pocket and watch in amazement as the women buy or forgive his act as he reaches under the left rear fender and 'finds' the keys.

"OK good news and good news. We have a ride, and we don't have to leave two of you here. Unless of course you want to stay...I was heading to the private beach Rave where Dongle and his psycho monkees are going to play."

All 4 coeds squeal with delight, and start to move towrds the topless land yacht. Jerry looks at you grinning nodding his head to the back seat.. you weren't sure... and then..

"JERRY, where are you? No kids put that down... someone ... uh spit in the punch bowl."
"EEEWWWwwww"
"JERRY!?"

"Sounds like my sis is a bit wound up... so we going to the beach or you want to hang about and answer your mom's questions?"

1. if you you would hop in the middle of the back seat, you may want to apply to the Unrepentant.

2. If you stay to talk with your Mom, the car has left, and you probably did not read this far anyway.
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# 56
07-09-2012, 06:41 PM
Sorry for not getting back to this thread sooner. I missed my ride and ended up staying to talk to someone's Mom.

Giggity.
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# 57
07-10-2012, 10:40 AM
Someday s, you fell like a nut, some days you want to play with them.
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# 58
07-10-2012, 02:37 PM
im looking to join and i haz a lvl fifteh toon and a champ online toon and im alot like u guys from i wat i read here
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# 59
07-10-2012, 02:39 PM
and send meh a pm ingam later to day about an hour later at @coby22 cya later hopefully
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# 60 We're possibly Contagious
07-11-2012, 05:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by coby22 View Post
im looking to join and i haz a lvl fifteh toon and a champ online toon and im alot like u guys from i wat i read here
Sorry, some of are born with that affliction!

Hope you were able to meet up with folks in game last night. HAVE YOU PUT YOUR APP IN YET? TOO LAZY TO LOOK FIRST, GET OVER IT. LOL

www.unrepentantgaming.org
Smell ya later!
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