Survivor of Romulus
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# 1111
01-27-2013, 05:53 PM
Fell asleep at the key board.
Captain
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# 1112
01-27-2013, 07:17 PM
Once heard a fly scream when stepped on.
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YAY I'M EVOLVED! *drools on his chin*
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Captain
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# 1113
01-27-2013, 07:43 PM
Has a million wide neck ties from the 1970s that they're waiting for fashion to swing around and make popular again. And then... PARTY TIME!
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# 1114
01-27-2013, 07:55 PM
Sleepwalks. .............
http://i1151.photobucket.com/albums/o633/centersolace/189cux9khvl6ojpg_zpsca7ccff0.jpg

So inhumane superweapons, mass murder, and canon nonsense is okay, but speedos are too much for some people.
Captain
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# 1115
01-27-2013, 09:20 PM
Woke up one morning and realized that years ago at a school far, far away he had told his friend that the time was 11:30, however he had misread his watch and the actual time was 11:38.

What? You don't remember that?
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Starfleet Veteran
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Posts: 1,507
# 1116
01-28-2013, 04:18 AM
Some say his Vulcan hand gesture greeting is offensive on some planets

Others say his ears can cut diamonds

All that we know is that he's The Stig's Vulcan Cousin
Career Officer
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 271
# 1117
01-28-2013, 05:32 AM
Some say, that he has no understanding of two dimensional motion.

Others say he has no eyes.

All we do know is that he's not the Stig, but he is the Stig's spacefaring cousin.
Ikuzo, Trombe!
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# 1118
01-28-2013, 06:32 AM
Some Say he was a car in a former life

Some say his stomach is reverse engineered to make the I-Phone

All we do know is that he's The Stig's Autobot Cousin
Career Officer
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Posts: 271
# 1119
01-28-2013, 08:58 AM
Should refrain from references where unable to match the appropriate syntax.

Ute,Trombe!
Ikuzo, Trombe!
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Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 2
# 1120
01-28-2013, 04:41 PM
Is a bit too comfortable talking about "piercing"....
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