Fell asleep at the key board.

Once heard a fly scream when stepped on.

Has a million wide neck ties from the 1970s that they're waiting for fashion to swing around and make popular again. And then... PARTY TIME!

Sleepwalks. .............

Woke up one morning and realized that years ago at a school far, far away he had told his friend that the time was 11:30, however he had misread his watch and the actual time was 11:38.

What? You don't remember that?

Some say his Vulcan hand gesture greeting is offensive on some planets

Others say his ears can cut diamonds

All that we know is that he's The Stig's Vulcan Cousin

Some say, that he has no understanding of two dimensional motion.

Others say he has no eyes.

All we do know is that he's not the Stig, but he is the Stig's spacefaring cousin.

Some Say he was a car in a former life

Some say his stomach is reverse engineered to make the I-Phone

All we do know is that he's The Stig's Autobot Cousin

Should refrain from references where unable to match the appropriate syntax.

Ute,Trombe!

Is a bit too comfortable talking about "piercing"....