(Does he imagine that I have influence over the weather in a fictional realm? Or perhaps he thinks I am somehow involved in the production of the TV series A Game Of Thrones? Or perhaps he is speaking not literally of winter, but of Captain Winters, i.e. himself, and is expressing a desire for me to transport him to this medieval fantasy realm or alternatively cast him for a bit part in the show.
Sadly I have the power to do none of the above. But I shall bring winter to Westboro, TN, in approximately seven months' time.)
"The Snowmenz Are Coming! The Snowmenz Are Coming!!"