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# 51
07-12-2012, 08:00 PM
..you try to play STO, but the game is broken and you literally can't stay ingame for a few minutes w/o crashing...
Ensign
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Posts: 28
# 52
07-13-2012, 04:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by altechachan View Post
... You are wearing your First Officer's uniform and vice versa.
... you are male your 1st officer is female
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Posts: 187
# 53
07-13-2012, 01:00 PM
Originally Posted by altechachan View Post
... You are wearing your First Officer's uniform and vice versa.

Quote:
Originally Posted by divvydend View Post
... you are male your 1st officer is female
...when your first officer multigendered or has no identifiable gender.
Also known as Gingie(In game) Sskald(Gates of Sto-vo-kor)
Captain
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Posts: 502
# 54
07-13-2012, 01:09 PM
....you take a dive into the plasma on your first jump.
http://startrek.44thfleet.com/
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# 55
07-13-2012, 03:14 PM
...you take a phaser to the knee...
Rihannsu
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Posts: 410
# 56
07-13-2012, 03:29 PM
...that wasn't the knee...
Commander
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Posts: 488
# 57
07-13-2012, 04:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mustrumridcully0 View Post
... you realize that you fought at 50 weapon power the entire match
Every time I take a new ship into battle. Every. Single. Time.


... you queue for Cure Ground, which you've never done, instead of Cure Space, which you know backwards and forwards.
Join Date: January 2011
Captain
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Posts: 5,498
# 58
07-13-2012, 04:40 PM
...you die because you used a cannibal tribble one too many times.
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# 59
07-13-2012, 04:57 PM
....you finally manage to cause a Borg Sphere detonation domino..... and you're last in line.... -_-
http://i1151.photobucket.com/albums/o633/centersolace/189cux9khvl6ojpg_zpsca7ccff0.jpg

So inhumane superweapons, mass murder, and canon nonsense is okay, but speedos are too much for some people.
Captain
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Posts: 5,498
# 60
07-13-2012, 05:00 PM
...you stand in front of a lounge chair (instead of on top of it) and hit the sit emote.
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