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Every now and then Google's mail (gmail) is asking me for my cell number. I keep hitting skip.

What if I am too poor to have a cell?

What if I don't want a free wellfare phone?

What if I am Amish?

What if a cell phone gave me a tumor?

Why do you want my cell phone number Google?

When did Google stop being cool and become "The Man"?

Argh!
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# 2
07-10-2012, 07:20 PM
if u were amish u wouldnt be using google?

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# 3
07-10-2012, 07:24 PM
Maybe there's a hawt chic at Google that wants your number to call you up.
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It could happen.

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# 4
07-10-2012, 07:36 PM
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It could happen.
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# 5
07-10-2012, 08:07 PM
Google is like a ravenous abomination with a boundless appetite for datas and informations. Do not give in!

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# 6
07-10-2012, 11:13 PM
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if u were amish u wouldnt be using google?
If you're Amish, would you even have a computer? I thought Amish people went back to basics, or am I thinking of another group of people, or is that just the way they're portrayed on TV
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# 7
07-11-2012, 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted by wildthyme467989 View Post
If you're Amish, would you even have a computer? I thought Amish people went back to basics, or am I thinking of another group of people, or is that just the way they're portrayed on TV
Just because you're Amish doesn't mean you're good at being Amish....

I just wonder why websites offer to protect my personal information by asking for more of it.
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# 8
07-11-2012, 12:56 PM
That's neat. Explains why I don't use google.
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# 9
07-11-2012, 12:57 PM
Google was never cool... It's simply a tool.
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# 10
07-13-2012, 06:45 PM
@anazonda: Google was cool back when it was always blank, no crap on front page just a search bar. Then they became the NSA. They started spying on me... they have a camera in my bathroom and a microphone in my bedroom. I wear aluminum foil in my hat to keep them out.

@commadorebob: You're not Bob, you're Google trying to trick me. I know Bob he lives 2 houses down the street. Bob is 35 and lives in his parents basement with the complete TOS mini action figure collection.

@aesica: I won't give up! Never give up, never surrender!

@wildthyme467989: Yes, Amish can't own a computer or a cell phone. But they do pay for rides, in a big van to town. I think that is cheating. Shouldn't they use the horse and buggy?

@captainvallent: No the last "chick" to call me on the phone wanted to sell me something. Then only 12 payments of $59.99 later, it turned out she was a married woman!

@mikewendell: Yes actually they are all chicks just not all hot.
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