@anazonda: Google was cool back when it was always blank, no crap on front page just a search bar. Then they became the NSA. They started spying on me... they have a camera in my bathroom and a microphone in my bedroom. I wear aluminum foil in my hat to keep them out.
@commadorebob: You're not Bob, you're Google trying to trick me. I know Bob he lives 2 houses down the street. Bob is 35 and lives in his parents basement with the complete TOS mini action figure collection.
@aesica: I won't give up! Never give up, never surrender!
@wildthyme467989: Yes, Amish can't own a computer or a cell phone. But they do pay for rides, in a big van to town. I think that is cheating. Shouldn't they use the horse and buggy?
@captainvallent: No the last "chick" to call me on the phone wanted to sell me something. Then only 12 payments of $59.99 later, it turned out she was a married woman!
@mikewendell: Yes actually they are all chicks just not all hot.