Lt. Commander
Join Date: Jun 2012
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I guess we all like or at least dont hate Star Trek. I dont want to go into the good parts since we all know them. Noooo....

What are the most stupid moments in Star Trek. Sort according to severity in descending order!

My list:
6. "Sacrifice of angels" possibly has more space battle than all movies combined. I was like ... OMG..... but then ---> Did the Dominion really try to set up a blockade with 1200 ships in the middle of nowhere?
5. Did Sisko really try to penetrate a tiny blockade in the middle of nowhere?
4. Did Dukat really praise Sisko for trying to brake his tiny blockade in the middle of nowhere? I guess he did not want to look too stupid in front of the founder-->"See, see it works!!"
3. Janeway and Paris turning to reptiles and humping each other.
2. Voyager as a whole.
1. "Where did you get Tholian silk?" ---> Thoooolian silk, get it, get it?
Commander
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# 2
07-21-2012, 05:20 AM
They once had a Tachyon Detection Grid in the middle of nowhere ... which actually had holes in it ...
And didn't you know, the universe is hardly bigger than the Enterprise-D (only existing to support the Enterprise), only allows 45 degree moving up and down, and is full of unpenetrateable invisible ... walls/nets.

My most stupid moment on Trek is a general "theme":
They have tons of security measures in S1 TNG, and even for them, there are failure saves ... yet everytime they fail.
(Fun fact: It makes for some of the funniest episodes in NG-Era too)
Captain
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# 3
07-21-2012, 05:28 AM
don't forgot it is a tv show and yes they should do more research on such things.

For the episode of Sacrifice of Angels, maybe the reason they did not go around since space is HUGE because it probley was a waste of time, and maybe the dominion ships wound have moved in the area. Its all got to dao with tactics.
Career Officer
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# 4
07-21-2012, 05:41 AM
->This<- was the most stupid moment in Star Trek (for me).

Quote:
The 37's
Stardate: 48975.1
Original Airdate: August 28 1995


[Cargo bay]

(The pick up has been brought on board.)
TUVOK: Apparently it is a ground vehicle from mid-twentieth century Earth.
PARIS: It's a 1936 Ford, actually.
JANEWAY: Mister Paris?
PARIS: That was the manufacturing date, 1936. Ford was the name of the company that build it. Antique vehicles are a hobby of mine.
(He opens the bonnet, sorry, pops the hood, and whistles.)
PARIS: Internal combustion engine, a reciprocating piston cylinder design, fuel source was a refined petroleum. Gasoline.
KIM: So is this an early hover car?
PARIS: No, you're about a century too early for that. This is about one step ahead of the horse drawn carriage.
TORRES: Traces of potassium nitrate, ammonium and methane back here.
JANEWAY: I think you'll find that's manure. Horse manure, if I'm not mistaken. Judging from the mud on the wheels, and the alfalfa seedlings stuck in the metal frame, I'd say this vehicle belonged to a farmer, or at least someone who lived in a rural area. But the question is, how did it get here? I doubt there are many twentieth century farmers driving around the Delta Quadrant.
She is the Chief Engineer. She couldn't identify manure WITH a tricorder. I didn't find it funny, or quaint. Just plain stupid. Sort like if they had have inserted a gag of Tuvok slipping on a banana peel. >.>

WTH Berman.

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Commander
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# 5
07-21-2012, 05:44 AM
Haha ...

Looks like swine poop, tastes like swine poop, scans like swine poop ... Sir, we've found a new lifeform!
Rihannsu
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# 6
07-21-2012, 05:54 AM
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Originally Posted by nynik View Post
->This<- was the most stupid moment in Star Trek (for me).



She is the Chief Engineer. She couldn't identify manure WITH a tricorder. I didn't find it funny, or quaint. Just plain stupid. Sort like if they had have inserted a gag of Tuvok slipping on a banana peel. >.>

WTH Berman.

It was HILARIOUS! The idea was to show what people who don't know a lot about history would make of something that old.... Besides Torres is an engineer, not a farmer. :p
HAIL HYDRA!

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Career Officer
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# 7
07-21-2012, 05:57 AM
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Originally Posted by markhawkman View Post
It was HILARIOUS! The idea was to show what people who don't know a lot about history would make of something that old.... Besides Torres is an engineer, not a farmer. :p
True, but I felt it backfired terribly. I guess its related to how nobody in the future goes to the toilet - how can they be expected to identify feces?
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Rihannsu
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# 8
07-21-2012, 06:01 AM
yeah, it was all kinda of corny. But I was able to beleive it simply due to the numbe rof people I've met in real life who can use digital equipment but don't understand how to use stone-age technology...
HAIL HYDRA!

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Captain
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# 9
07-21-2012, 06:14 AM
Two things about from Star Trek that were annoying as sin...

Deus Ex Machina.
Example - DS9 A dominion fleet is on the way through the wormhole... *poof* all gone.

"Reset Button" Episodes.
Example - MANY episodes of Voyager. dont get me wrong i actually liked voyager somehow, but the constant 'oh no the ship is going to blow up... oh wait nevermind timeline sorted itself' storylines, drove me mad. Take Year of Hell, pretty interesting but then it was all just washed away.

Oh and any episiode that revolved around Chakotay and his medicine bundle *cringe*
Survivor of Romulus
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# 10
07-21-2012, 06:17 AM
Some of the "dafter" ones include

Spocks brain (whole episode)
the whole vidian concept (they are very very stupid they can make a whole klingon but not a whole vidian????)
The DS9 episode in the lift
Why can't ANYONE in Trek marry their own species??
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