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Ensign
Join Date: Jul 2012
Posts: 23
1. Not allowed to mess with the replicators by asking for any variation on spam, eggs, sausage and spam.
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Career Officer
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 1,448
# 2
07-27-2012, 02:43 AM
2. Not allowed to beam down in my true form: A miranda starship http://i.imgur.com/SrKvr.jpg
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Captain
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 658
# 3
07-27-2012, 03:00 AM
3. Wear things that doesn't resemble a school uniform or a Power Rangers suit.
STF Flight Instructor since Early 2012. Newbies are the reason why STO lives and breathes today. Do not discriminate.

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Ensign
Join Date: Jul 2012
Posts: 6
# 4
07-27-2012, 03:06 AM
4: Jump up on the bar at Drozana Station and sing the new version of the Maroon 5 song ;''Got The Moobs Like Jabba''
Captain
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 2,007
# 5
07-27-2012, 05:59 AM
5. Two words: Alien chicks
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Took 20 minutes to get that screencap and her arm is still doing through the armrest
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Captain
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 784
Captain
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 11,010
# 7
07-27-2012, 12:04 PM
7. No longer allowed to abuse Chroniton weapons for fun and profit.
http://i1151.photobucket.com/albums/o633/centersolace/189cux9khvl6ojpg_zpsca7ccff0.jpg

So inhumane superweapons, mass murder, and canon nonsense is okay, but speedos are too much for some people.
Career Officer
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 1,708
# 8
07-27-2012, 12:34 PM
8. No longer allowed withing 500 meters of Andorian children due to an unfortunate miscommunication about proper attire at Andorian birthday parties.
Ensign
Join Date: Jul 2012
Posts: 26
# 9
07-27-2012, 05:08 PM
No longer allowed to use the sonic shower head in her quarters due to the ship's sonic dampeners being unable to cope with her vocalizations
Lt. Commander
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 149
# 10
07-27-2012, 05:42 PM
10. No longer able to send peons on dangerous away missions... must leave a bridge officer in charge.
-Wendy Black

KDF mission of honor and intrigue.
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