I took a close look at the holographic screens that get added in when you complete the interior decorating project, and noticed that the words are legible enough to read. That takes some talent.
"My frozen dairy-based confectionery attracts all the males of the species to the facilities. They all agree on it's superiority. Indeed, it is superior to yours. I could teach you the finer details but that would require monetary recompense on your part." -The Milkshake Song: Vulcan Edition