Ensign
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# 601 Have you seen my Stapler???
07-31-2013, 06:29 PM
So um... yeah... how about those TPS Reports?

Listen... I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday... yeahhhh... m'kay? Thanks.

*Coffee-sip*

;-)
- Cy

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Ensign
Join Date: Jun 2013
Posts: 8
# 602
08-01-2013, 12:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by daemonseraph View Post
So um... yeah... how about those TPS Reports?

Listen... I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday... yeahhhh... m'kay? Thanks.

*Coffee-sip*

;-)
Don't forget coming in early on Monday.


P.s. That's my stapler, I think you have my stapler, m'kay.
Survivor of Remus
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 91
# 603
08-02-2013, 04:16 PM
It's the WEEKEND!!!
Ensign
Join Date: Aug 2012
Posts: 20
# 604 Don't beam me up, Scotty!
08-02-2013, 06:01 PM
Whoa... don't beam me up, Bro!

Story:
Teleporting 1 person would take 350,000 times longer than known time

http://www.blastr.com/2013-7-31/tele...ger-known-time

Excerpt:
"The students calculated that the average human would be made up of 2.6 times 10 to the power of 42 bits (the basic unit of computing information, smaller than a byte), a number that includes your complete genetic code and all the stuff in your brain. Assuming we even had the technology to make teleportation work, the amount of time it would take to move all that information from one place to another would be dependent on bandwidth. If your teleporter was packing 29.5 to 30 gigahertz of bandwidth power, the students estimate the transfer would take 4.5 times 10 to the power of 15 years.

That's about 350,000 times longer than the universe has existed, and the universe has existed for somewhere in the neighborhood of 14 billion years."

Yeowsas... time to requisition more shuttles!

Have a great weekend gang! See you online!
- Cy

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Career Officer
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# 605
08-05-2013, 05:40 PM
Bump it up
Ensign
Join Date: Aug 2013
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# 606
08-06-2013, 03:02 PM
i submitted my app to join your fleet. it sounds like something i would like to be apart of. please let me know if you need any more info
Ensign
Join Date: Aug 2012
Posts: 20
# 607
08-06-2013, 10:13 PM
Much congrats to everyone in the fleet for finally pitching in to get Tier IV for our Starbase... frikken sweet! Can't wait to see the end result next week!

Well done gang!
- Cy

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Survivor of Remus
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Posts: 91
# 608
08-08-2013, 07:18 PM
Welcome to all the new members and all the future members
Ensign
Join Date: Jun 2013
Posts: 8
# 609
08-10-2013, 04:32 AM
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Originally Posted by kathbris View Post
Welcome to all the new members and all the future members
Are you a Golfer?

An Australian?

Do you love Khitomer Accords?

Do you like STFs?

Looking for a group that will help you when you need it, and leave you be when you want that "me" time?

Well look no further!

(Unless one of the following applies to you)

A. Dramalama

B. Give itamz plz

C. I want to talk politics like totally 24/7 dood, legalize!

D. Aliens are coming to take me away very soon.

E. Hadrin

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Ensign
Join Date: Aug 2012
Posts: 20
And now for your entertainment... the 88th comedy hour presents:

STAR TREK JOKES!

Q: What does the Enterprise and Toliet paper have in common?
A: They both circle Uranus wiping out Klingons.

Q: What does a Romulan frog use for camouflage?
A: A croaking device.

Q: Why don't the Borg go to prison?
A: Because they obey the Lore!

Q: Why did the Borg cross the road?
A: Because it assimilated the chicken!

Q: What did Spock find in Kirk's toliet?
A: The Captian's Log.

Q: Have you heard the new Klingon army motto?
A: Join the Klingon army. Visit exotic planets, meet interesting people, and kill them!

Q: Where do the Borg eat fast food?
A: At their local Borger King!

Q: Why was Star Trek so successful?
A: It had good Genes.

Q: How many ears does Picard have?
A: Three. A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

Q: What is Captain Picards biggest pet peeve?
A: When the crew replaces his dilithium crystals with Folgers crystals.

Q: What do you call it when that Strategic Operations Officer on DS9 runs as fast as he can?
A: Worf Speed.

Q: Did you hear that the crew of the Enterprise is getting married?
A: They have engaged the Borg.

Q: How many Romulans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: ONE HUNDRED FIFTY_ONE: One to screw the light bulb in, and 150 to
self-destruct the ship out of disgrace.

Q: How many Vulcans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Approximately 1.00000000000000000000000000000000

Q: How many Borg does it take to change a light-bulb?
A: All of them!

Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: TWO: One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all of the credit.

Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: NONE: Klingons aren't afraid of the dark.

Q: What do the Klingons do with the dead bulb?
A: Execute it for failure.

Q: What do the Klingons do with the Klingon who replaces the bulb?
A: Execute him for cowardice.

Q: Have you read the book "The Positronic Brain"?
A: It's by: Anne Droid

Q: Have you read the book "Damn it Jim"?
A: It's by: Ima Doctor and Nada Bricklayer.

Q: Have you read the book "Chekov: The Navigator"?
A: It's by: I. Kiptin

Q: What did one Borg say to one another right before their ship was destroyed in sector zero zero one?
A: Hoisted by our own Picard.

Q: Did you hear about the new uniform making machine on the Enterprise?
A: Piccard told Riker to "Make it sew, Number One."

Q: How do you get a one-armed Klingon out of a tree?
A: Wave to him.

Q: What did the first officer answer when Picard asked "Why did you let Troi win at poker?"
A: "Because I Riker."

Q: What is Thomas Riker's dating philosophy?
A: "If at first you don't succeed, try Troi again."

Q: Why can't Klingon kids play in sandboxes?
A: Cats keep trying to cover them up.

Q: What did Worf say when small ice asteroids began hitting the Enterprise hull?
A: "Captain, we are being hailed."

Q: Did you hear about the Federation weapons expert?
A: He never forgets a phaser.

Q: What are eyeglasses called on Vulcan?
A: Spocktacles


That's all folks! Thank you, Thank you, please tip your waiter! ;-)
- Cy

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