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# 251
06-09-2013, 11:53 PM
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Originally Posted by admiralozzy View Post
My bad....

I'm submitting a proposal at the next meeting that everyone of the fleet should check our page here and if someone hasn't written anything...funny or not, short or otherwise...that they should write something here. Even if it's just a knock knock joke....Sarc....
I know tech and tolin use to come on here.. guess ill have to hound them again, and others lol but yes more jokes and lauphter is what we are lacking in this thread lol
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# 252
06-10-2013, 01:07 AM
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Originally Posted by xlocutusofborgx View Post
yes more jokes and lauphter is what we are lacking in this thread lol
One electron says to a neutron "Hey do you know that joke about you?"

and the neutron screams: "OMFG YOU CAN TALK!!! YOU'VE BROKEN THE LAWS OF PHYSICS! YOU CAN'T TALK! STOP TALKING!"

Meanwhile a black hole has opened up at the Hadron Collider and the Earth was swallowed whole.

DOES THIS NOT AMUSE YOU!?
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# 253
06-10-2013, 09:49 AM
How would I go about joining your Fleet?
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# 254
06-10-2013, 11:31 AM
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Originally Posted by daets View Post
How would I go about joining your Fleet?
Hi daets,

If you'd like an invite, one of our senior staff - Locutus, myself or Ozzy - can shoot you one as soon as the server is back up and running.

Regards,
~ JGM

On the subject of which; No fleet meeting tonight either, methinks. Something tells me Cryptic couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery. Assuming the server isn't online in the next thirty minutes, perhaps simply re-schedule for tomorrow or Wednesday rather than next Monday? I know you've wanted to have a sit-down for a while now Loc, so why put it off for another week.
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# 255 Fleet Meeting
06-10-2013, 11:39 AM
So apparently Cryptic does not want us to have one of these. Second week in a row that the server crashes right before the meeting. Its a conspiracy I tell you. They are targeting us because we are already too awesome.
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# 256
06-10-2013, 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted by mrsarcasto View Post
So apparently Cryptic does not want us to have one of these. Second week in a row that the server crashes right before the meeting. Its a conspiracy I tell you. They are targeting us because we are already too awesome.
Bloody elitists. Probably because our fleet is more advanced than theirs.

Don't worry thought. It's fixed now. For now, anyway.
Iconian? A label created by the Dewans to give voice to their destruction.
In the end, what they chose to call us is irrelevant.
We simply... are.

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# 257
06-10-2013, 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by admiralozzy View Post
My bad....

I'm submitting a proposal at the next meeting that everyone of the fleet should check our page here and if someone hasn't written anything...funny or not, short or otherwise...that they should write something here. Even if it's just a knock knock joke....Sarc....
So Ozzy walks into a bar...ouch.

How many Ozzys does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to change it, and the other to brag about how much faster he is now.

Knock Knock.....(who's there)...ozzy...(ozzy who?)...exactly


Be carefull what you wish for Oz, you just may get it.
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# 258
06-10-2013, 01:43 PM
So the memo from the meeting basically amounts to the following changes;

From henceforth,

Sarcasto shall be known as Sarcasto
Shayler shall be known as Shayler
I shall be known as JGM or simply John

Meeting adjourned
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We simply... are.

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# 259
06-10-2013, 03:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mrsarcasto View Post
So Ozzy walks into a bar...ouch.

How many Ozzys does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to change it, and the other to brag about how much faster he is now.

Knock Knock.....(who's there)...ozzy...(ozzy who?)...exactly


Be carefull what you wish for Oz, you just may get it.
You're just poking the bear Sarc. Do you want me to keep you alive in a mission or not?

And none of that makes any sense....
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# 260
06-11-2013, 01:27 PM
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How would I go about joining your Fleet?
Hey Daets,

just shoot us your in game handle (@.....) and will get you into the fleet. look forward to meeting you.

Loc
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