For this Wednesday be emulate the manner of speakin' employ'd by our scurvy laden, roguish, seafarin' brethren day! In the honourin' of thar glorious day, let it be proposed that every post (At least in this here Ten Far'ward) be made with made with a piratey flavo'er.
Hoist dar Jolly Roger! An' put y'er backs in'ta it! We be settin' sail fer thar Stars! YAAAAR!!!