Originally Posted by hartzilla

Dear Major General Torpal,

Reports of my ship's destruction are exaggerated.

(The U.S.S. Endeavour wreckage shimmers like a hologram revealing an intact ship and a federation fleet warps in around the I.K.S. Kahless.)

You also have 10 seconds to withdraw from federation space before I have you bl;own to hell. Oh and you'll find that your brig is actually filled with crates of tribbles.

Have a Nice Day.

Signed James Kenny commander U.S.S. Endeavour

Originally Posted by ryan218

To: Captain Koroth

From: Major General Torpal

Find enclosed a copy of your promotional orders to Brigadier General and a requisition order for a new vessel.

FIND KENNY AND KILL HIM!

WIPE THEM OUT! ALL OF THEM!

Originally Posted by hartzilla

Dear, Major General Torpal

I will get on this but will require the following

• 20 Orion Slave girls
• 2 tons of trilithium Resin
• enough latinum to bribe the nearest federation customs officer
• 10 expendable warriors (lets say from the Gorn as they are way to pleased with themselves)
• a Klingon Intelligence operative

All items on this list will be necessary to carry out the mission in the quickest and most likely successful manner.

Signed, Brigadier General Koroth

Originally Posted by ryan218

To: Brigadier General Koroth

From: Major General Torpal

2 tons of Trilithium Resin, 2000 Bars of Gold-Pressed Latinum, 10 Gorn Warriors, and a KI Operative, have been transported to your ship.

The Orion Slaves aren't an issue, though I might ask "what do you need them for?"