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# 1 Alternate Names for STO
06-13-2013, 06:35 PM
For the next expansion, might I suggest an alternate name:

1) STO The Still Frame
2) STO The Wrath of Stahl
3) STO The Search for More Money (c)
4) STO Voyage Alone
5) STO What Does God Need of a Server
6) STO The Unknown Error
7) STO Geriatrics
8) STO Lost Contact
9) STO Nerd Insurrection
10) STO Lockbox Scimitar

Fellow players ... I challenge you to do better! Really
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# 2
06-13-2013, 06:39 PM
it was funny but i think you blew it on number 10
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# 3
06-13-2013, 07:23 PM
Some of those are really funny, good for a laugh because how plausible some of them are. lol

A lot of KDF players can relate to #2, most players can see #3 and #5 as what this game is about. Finally I wouldn't put them past it for #10.
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# 4
06-13-2013, 07:32 PM
Anything I can currently think of can't be said in polite company...
I send three purple diplomats on a simple gift exchange and they blow it...
I send three white bartenders on a three day wilderness training exercise and the crit it...
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# 5
06-13-2013, 07:34 PM
Quote:
8) STO Lost Contact

loved this one^^
Captain
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# 6
06-13-2013, 07:38 PM
Have to admit ... like an addict separated from his drugs ... I have been raging hard. It is nice to have some sillier posts during these dark times.

Wrath of Stahl is my fav ... but I think I read it somewhere before (Klink saga). The others are original though.
Captain
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# 7
06-13-2013, 07:40 PM
STO = Star Trek Offline
Jellico....Engineer.....Stargazer KDF Tac
Saphire.. Science.....Ko'el Rom Kdf Tac
Leva........Tactical.....Mailu KDF Sci

JJ-Verse will never be Canon or considered Lore...It will always be JJ-Verse
Survivor of Remus
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# 8
06-13-2013, 07:41 PM
Considering how many times per day I see the SERVER NOT RESPONDING message or CONNECTION TO LOGIN SERVER TIMED OUT the only name that comes to mind is STAR TREK OFFLINE
Commander
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# 9
06-13-2013, 07:48 PM
I'll take the challenge:

1) STO Andorian Vengeance
2) STO Legends Forever
3) STO The Vulcan Challenge
4) STO Regulus Strain
5) STO Ascent of Cardassia
6) STO Undine Invasion
7) STO Dance of Orion, Slave of Orionis
8) STO Dive to the Hights
9) STO Veil of Velorum
10) STO Demons & Davidians

And if those don't suit you, try these on for size:

1) STO Lost in Sector Space
2) STO Balling Bolians of Bolarus
3) STO Down for the count
4) STO Willie Wankulus and the Empty Wallet
5) STO Booger
6) STO Server Strain
7) STO Down the Drain
8) STO Fix My Figgie
9) STO Spork, The Other White Meat
10) STO Kiss of the Lethal Lethean, aka, Yum Yum Dum Dum

The odds you'll see any of these in game? Certified double-zero

Last edited by xtern1ty; 06-13-2013 at 07:52 PM.
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# 10
06-13-2013, 07:49 PM
11) STO Expanding Shoeboxverse
I'll sell you some weapons from New Romulus. Never fired, only dropped once.
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