Quote:
Originally Posted by hereticknight085
Betcha whatever it is they screw it up.
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That is the safest bet you will ever make.
[Rant]
The only thing Cryptic has done well since season 2 is irritate their player base with undelivered promises and gouge money from us at every single turn.
Constant changes in game mechanics that require us, the customer, to pay money to stay in line with the new game mechanics. Oh, sorry guys, we just changed a bunch of stuff & now all your toons are out of date. To min max your toons again will only cost you another $5 each. Oh, you have 10 toons? SUCKER!!!!!
How about instead of punching us in the groin every time one of your brilliant Devs gets another idea, you give every toon a free respec EVERY SINGLE TIME ANY GAME MECHANIC GETS CHANGED?
This game is like flying on an airline.
You're buying your ticket online? there's a fee for that. Buying from our ticket agent? We got a fee for that too. Travel agent?, No problem, we can charge you extra for that also.
Oh, you want a window seat? That will cost you extra. You want an aisle seat? More money. Your family wants to sit together? That will be more money. Would you like a pillow & blanket? $5 please. Each. No you don't get to keep it, it's a rental.
Oh, you have an extra suitcase? $25 dollars.+ an extra handling fee. Oh we lost your luggage? We would be happy to return your luggage to you. Just as s soon as you pay us for the extra gas our plane used flying your luggage back & forth to Cairo, Eqypt. You where just flying from San Francisco to L.A.? Oh dear, sorry, theres an extra international customs inspection charge you'll have to pay also. Everything was missing from your suitcase after you got it back except for your Justin Bieber CD's?. For a small fee you can file a stolen article report.
Would you like to watch a movie? $5. Oh, you need earphones? $5 more .
Are you hungry? would you like Peanuts? A sandwich? $10 please. Would you like a glass of water? $5 please. Would you like ice? Of course, we'd be happy to provide you with ice. Only $1 a cube.
In the event of an emergency, an airmask will drop from the ceiling. Please insert a credit card into the slot on your chairs arm & air will be disbursed, for a $5 per minute fee. If you get sick we will happily sell you a barf bag for the low low cost of $10. Disposal of said bag will be a further $10. To use the restroom, please insert your Credit card into the slot provided on the toilet for your convenience. For #1 the fee will be $5 a pint, for #2 $5 per lump.
I'm pretty sick of this business model.
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Time played in game. as of 9/12/12 (on my mains) Total 2907 hours.