You know you've been playing STO too long when -

- You stop at traffic accidents to look for gear drops which are Purple Quality.
- You queue up with five random strangers to enter Wal Mart.
- You put your boss on your 'Ignore' List.
- You email H.R. to ask them how much dilithium it will cost to train up your new assistant in Windows 8.
- You ask I.T. if there is a Mirror Universe copier.
- When the company dress code changes Casual Friday to include, 'Tie - Optional', you always try for it.
- You never get any closer than 5km to your co workers.
- You get upset because the vehicles around you driving to/from work are always closer together than 5km.
- You attempt to trade your husband/wife/fiancee/girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other for three Doffs of lower quality.
- You think Tony Stark is a really cool Human Tactical Vice Admiral.

You been stalking me again, Thunderfoot???

Ummm...no. Would you please sit up straighter and speak clearly and distinctly in the direction of the surge protector. Psst! Hurry up! Your boss is coming down the hall.

For me, I know I've been playing too much when I get a phone call in the middle of a mission and I answer it and try to rush through it as quickly as possible so my 40-second "pause" timer doesn't run out....

When you refer to the new nametag-less guys at work "Red Shirts".. even when the uniform is most definitely blue

You routinely ask for "Damage Reports" "Tactical reports" and tell your crew to "Arm Photons" and they do so without question.

You make a thread called "you know you have been playing STO to much when..." and allow someone like me to answer it.

Touche good sir!

when you tell your wife you know it's not easy being married to a starship captain

omfg i think i just died laughing

When you talk about the KDF faction as if they were really being oppressed by cryptic in labor camps.