Join Date: Jul 2012
Posts: 57
You walk into the office in Starfleet Academy and you notice the Commandant of Starfleet Academy is ranked an Ensign and the gaurd standing right behind him is a Captain....

Talk about "Power behind the throne!"


You want to have Admiral Quin courtmartialed for insubordination....


You treat ramming speed like evasive manuevers

Career Officer
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 1,849
# 2
11-10-2012, 10:36 PM
You start thinking about an appropriate build for tackling menial tasks. And about how to min/max it.
Career Officer
Join Date: Aug 2012
Posts: 145
# 3
11-10-2012, 10:58 PM
when you know your Doffs better then then your friends
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 750
# 4
11-10-2012, 11:42 PM
When you actually go about figuring out the logistics needed to get a starbase to tier three by yourself and then actually get the job done instead of throwing up your hands and going out and getting a life.
Career Officer
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 2,080
# 5
11-10-2012, 11:46 PM
When your female andorian first officer understands you better than your RL girlfriend.(So you think)
When you think"Engage!" getting on to the highway.
When your up at 3 a.m. buzzed out on energy drinks, and posting on the forum, to get off the caffene -STF buzz.
Hypnotoad commands you agree with me!
Survivor of Romulus
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 1,690
# 6
11-10-2012, 11:54 PM
when you check the weather by looking at the sky and you see shuttles flying around

Originally Posted by borticuscryptic View Post
I find this line of replies sadly hilarious. We put a lot of work into the massive list of fixes/changes above, and ya'll are hung up on the ability to skip our content. =p
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 4,433
# 7
11-11-2012, 12:14 AM
When something in your computer breaks and your first thought 'oh great what did they nerf now?'
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 81
# 8
11-11-2012, 12:27 AM
You've been playing STO for too long when you do ground missions just to see all 4 of your away team Boffs in the skimpy uniform you put them in, and the 'pudgy' bellies on them that you put there so they'd 'look pregnant'. And all your Boffs are female to boot.
Join Date: Aug 2012
Posts: 2,697
# 9
11-11-2012, 12:38 AM
When your wife or girlfriend start chewing
You out for something ( like not hearing what they just said )

And your first thought is

Raise Shields !

When a fellow employee asks you of they can
Do a task your reply is

Make it so

When your looking at your bank statement and are
Alarmed when you do not see your fleet marks
And Dilithium

Jellico....Engineer ground.....Da'val Romulan space Sci
Saphire.. Science ground......Ko'el Romulan space Tac
Leva........Tactical ground.....Koj Romulan space Eng

JJ-Verse will never be Canon or considered Lore...It will always be JJ-Verse
Career Officer
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 1,727
# 10
11-11-2012, 12:46 AM
when, in the last second before a car-accident happens, your thoughts are like:"damn... i should have packed that tbr-boff"...

Klink: House of Beautiful - J'Luc/Rom: Lag Industries - D'Waste/Fed-Sci: Lag Industries - IAM
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