Captain
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# 1 A christmas pvp song
12-08-2012, 09:44 PM
Pretty much sums up pvp for 2012.

Thanks to Keg for giving me some inspiration!

Lyrics: The twelve day of christmas


On the first day of christmas my cryptic sent to me
A fail space PVPeeee!


On the second day of christmas my cryptic sent to me
2 Useless science skills
A fail space PVPeeee


On the third day of christmas my cryptic sent to me
3 Escorts going wild
2 Useless science skills
A fail space PVPeeee


On the fourth day of christmas my cryptic sent to me
4 Paper Vestas
3 Escorts going wild
2 Useless science skills
A fail space PVPeeee


On the fifth day of christmas my cryptic sent to me
5 Voldeemooorts
4 Paper vestas
3 Escorts going wild
2 Useless science skills
A fail space PVPeeee


On the sixth day of christmas my cryptic sent to me
6 Uni consoles
5 Voldeemooorts
4 Paper Vestas
3 Escorts going wild
2 Useless science skills
A fail space PVPeeee


On the seventh day of christmas my cryptic sent to me
7 Crying forum posts
6 Uni consoles
5 Voldeemooorts
4 Paper Vestas
3 Escorts going wild
2 Useless science skills
A fail space PVPeeee


On the eight day of christmas my cryptic sent to me
8 Bugs are ruling
7 Crying forum posts
6 Uni consoles
5 Voldeemooorts
4 Paper Vestas
3 Escorts going wild
2 Useless science skills
A fail space PVPeeee


On the ninth day of christmas my cryptic sent to me
9 Oddy Cruisers
8 Bugs are ruling
7 Crying forum posts
6 Uni consoles
5 Voldeemooorts
4 Paper vestas
3 Escorts going wild
2 Useless science skills
A fail space PVPeeee


On the tenth day of christmas my cryptic sent to me
10 Devs dont know what they`re doing
9 Oddy Cruisers
8 Bugs are ruling
7 Crying forum posts
6 Uni consoles
5 Voldeemooorts
4 Paper Vestas
3 Escorts going wild
2 Useless science skills
A fail space PVPeeee


On the eleventh day of christmas my cryptic sent to me
11 fleets are crying
10 Devs dont know what they`re doing
9 Oddy Cruisers
8 Bugs are ruling
7 Crying forum posts
6 Uni consoles
5 Voldeemooorts
4 Paper Vestas
3 Escorts going wild
2 Useless science skills
A fail space PVPeeee


On the twelth day of christmas my cryptic sent to me
12 tric mines ruling
11 fleets are crying
10 Devs dont know what they`re doing
9 Oddy Cruisers
8 Bugs are ruling
7 Crying forum posts
6 Uni consoles
5 Voldeemooorts
4 Paper Vestas
3 Escorts going wild
2 Useless science skills
A fail space PVPeeee


Cheers to 2013! May you be better!
Co-founder of The Spanish Inquisition TSI - Cause no one expects it!

PaxOttomana: gawd mirror event is like fighting a tsi premade, they keep comin and comin!

Last edited by devorasx; 12-08-2012 at 09:47 PM.
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# 2
12-08-2012, 10:35 PM
Totally picking a song and doing this tomorrow...
Empire Veteran
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# 3
12-08-2012, 10:41 PM
LOL!!

The message you have entered is too short. Please lengthen your message to at least 10 characters. Heh heh heh... I beat cryptic at its own game
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# 4
12-09-2012, 12:17 AM
I'll totally practice this and sing it at the boot camp call in a couple weeks.

Captain
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# 5
12-09-2012, 08:38 AM
I`ll have a remix of Oppa logout style by christmas day.
Co-founder of The Spanish Inquisition TSI - Cause no one expects it!

PaxOttomana: gawd mirror event is like fighting a tsi premade, they keep comin and comin!
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# 6
12-09-2012, 11:08 AM
Commander
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Posts: 423
# 7
12-09-2012, 11:21 AM
I like it. How about this one?

Little Pew Pew Boy.

Wait, they told me (pa pew, pew pew pew)
Great things to come you see (pa pew, pew pew pew)
Glory to PWE (pa pew, pew pew pew)
they value PVP (pa pew, pew pew pew, pew pew pew pew, pew pew pew pew)

It will be fine (pa pew, pew pew pew)
Stay on the line.

We have neglected you (pa pew, pew pew pew)
Love is long over due (pa pew, pew pew pew)
To few remain to play (pa pew, pew pew pew)
Get more, we fix today (pa pew, pew pew pew, pew pew pew pew, pew pew pew pew)

Save your rage (pa pew, pew pew pew)
We must make a wage.

We sell you shiny things (pa pew, pew pew pew)
You buy, see what luck brings (pa pew, pew pew pew)
We give you voldemort (pa pew, pew pew pew)
You take it like good sport (pa pew, pew pew pew, pew pew pew pew, pew pew pew pew)

QA has struck again (pa pew, pew pew pew)
As they often do...
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# 8
12-09-2012, 11:38 AM
Lol @hale

'twas the month before Christmas and all through the studio, not a creature was stirring, not even a dev....
Captain
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# 9
12-09-2012, 12:05 PM
This thread could do with more christmas contributions
Co-founder of The Spanish Inquisition TSI - Cause no one expects it!

PaxOttomana: gawd mirror event is like fighting a tsi premade, they keep comin and comin!
Commander
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Posts: 423
# 10
12-09-2012, 12:51 PM
How about "Walking In Q's Winter Wonderland".

lolground

The End.
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