We had a conversation at ESD about Chuck Norris jokes awhile ago, so I thought I would post a thread about some. They should be about STO preferably, although any part of Star Trek is fine. Here are a few:

Chuck Norris can open a lock box with his bare hands.

Chuck Norris bathes in the Fire Caves of Bajor.

Chuck Norris can walk on fluidic space.

Chuck Norris plays the DS9 Fleet Action daily.

Chuck Norris assimilated the Borg

Chuck Norris calls his fists tri and cobalt.
Every time Chuck Norris sneezes, a starship in an STF blows up.

Chuck Norris griefs people outside ESD...

If Chuck Norris starts a Vault event, it will automatically start out of fear. Too bad he never plays it.

Chuck Norris can mine dilithium without an EV suit.

The Borg tried to assimilate Chuck Norris......he declined....

Earth Spacedock once looked very different than it does today, that is until Chuck Norris round-housed it so hard it not only went into another dimension and forced the current station to replace it.....

The Iconians have been in hiding for countless centuries..........from Chuck Norris

An Undine once tried to assume the shape of Chuck Norris at Starfleet Academy......but when Chuck Norris learned of this blatant insult he round-housed the Undine so hard that the legs and feet landed on Bajor, the hands and arms spattered against the Vault, the head landed on Qo'noS, and the torso disappeared into a subspace rift opened by the sheer force of the blow........which Chuck Norris promptly closed with his hands...

When Chuck Norris enters a PvP match, each time he destroys a ship, everybody on the map is blinded by the sheer awesomeness of what just happened......

Red Matter is derived from a single drop of Chuck Norris's blood......

Chuck Norris can craft master keys using lock boxes.

Chuck Norris plays the Vault......whenever he feels like it.

When Crystalline Entity heard, that Chuck Norris is in Queue, it decided to disintegrate.