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# 1 Funniest mission fails
01-04-2013, 11:27 AM
Let me tell the story in third-person narrative style...

Two diplomats and a security guard arrive at a third-party peace talk meeting. While the talks are going on, the security guard wanders out of the room to get a drink of water. When she comes back she's holding something and says, "Hey guys, look what I found! A pipe bomb!"

Sadly, she was the only fatality. Her bright red uniform, now burned, was later given to her family.

The End.


One of my officers was once injured while scanning.
Rihannsu
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# 2
01-04-2013, 01:13 PM
I once had an EPIC disaster that killed four guys.... I wish I could remember what the assignment was, but it had 5 slots...(not colonists)
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# 3
01-04-2013, 01:22 PM
Thanks Markhawkman-

The Reman Space set fails (4 fails) where I used purple and blue doffs with appropriate attributes. The intent to keep me PUGging the shuttle event for resources was hilarious. Also the inability for Purple doffs with appropriate attributes to successfully wrap presents.
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Rihannsu
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# 4
01-04-2013, 01:49 PM
I think he meant Doff mission fails...
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# 5
01-04-2013, 02:23 PM
Hmm, would have to be the salvage minefield mission- which ended in a failure and all my blue explosive expert DOFFs got killed.

>>>The first time I realized that DOFF assignments can be fatal. Alright, wasn't funny but I laught about it now.
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# 6
01-04-2013, 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted by lordmalak1 View Post
Hmm, would have to be the salvage minefield mission- which ended in a failure and all my blue explosive expert DOFFs got killed.

>>>The first time I realized that DOFF assignments can be fatal. Alright, wasn't funny but I laught about it now.
I thought colored Doffs couldn't be killed?
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# 7 DOFF Mission fail
01-04-2013, 02:39 PM
If you fail the mission "Authorize Shipboard Concert", the concert is so bad there's a sharp increase in the use of amnesia-inducing drugs among the crew. (Unfortunately, I don't remember the exact wording, it's been a while since I've done that one.)
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# 8
01-04-2013, 02:41 PM
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I thought colored Doffs couldn't be killed?
Things might've changed since pre-S6.
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