You jam your finger repeatedly in front of you when a Klingon, Dominion, or Borg ship appears while watching Star Trek.
I completed a two-man ISE, CSE, and KASE. We are the Borg. Irrelevancy is irrelevant.
If you say banana slowly, you can hear the word gullible in it.
There's no Q in Star Trek.
If you've ever described your lazy coworker as being an afker to your department manager, then had to explain what that meant, you may be playing too much STO.
Your walking in the shopping centre and then decide to run in circles or climb everything by jumping.
You walk into a building. Kill everyone, loot their clothes for beverages and then pretend nothing happened.
Pretend your birthday presents are lock boxes and chuck them away.
ATTENTION:UNDINE SPACE & TKON GROUND SETS ALL THE WAY DEVS!.. Q-TRIBBLE, MAYBE!?.. EJECT WARP CORE ABILITY LIKE LAYING A SUPER-MINE, HELL YES!!!.. SPACE HIPPIES FROM TOS PLAYING MUSIC IN OUR FLEET STARBASE, NO, JUST, NO... CAIT & RA'KHOLN ADVENTURE ZONE, YES
when you get into your car and wonder why you didn't get a loading screen between leaving your house and getting to your car... then waiting for a loading screen to get onto the road...
drinking a cup of tea and hoping for a damage buff...
wipping out your mobile phone to scan the contents of your lunch...