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Just a little light hearted thread about what if the 'big 5' star trek captains (kirk/picard/janeway/archer/sisko) were actually sitting in boff stations on your ship? (limiting to 4 skills maximum)


Abandon ship 3
Auto destruct 3
Ramming speed 3
'Flout the temporal prime directive and disrupt the timeline to just save crewmate' 4

Ignore pointy ears 1
Ignore protocol 1
Blunder into fight 1
Ask for pointy ear's help 3

[Combat (Self)] Your Bite deals 2378 (1475) Physical Damage(Critical) to Spawnmother.
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# 2
02-21-2013, 12:05 PM

Racial Intolerance (deals 10% more damage to Ferengi's. -10% to credibility when discussing racial bigotry)
Dramatic Internations (+10 to speech. +20 when combined with bald head and goatee)
False Flag (+10 to subterfuge when dealing with Romulan's. -5 self respect)
Eddington! (-15 to temper threshhold when pursuing man who you invited into your home for jumbalaya and then betrayed you resulting in several nights of solitary holodeck boxing)

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# 3
02-21-2013, 12:17 PM

Four Lights (+25 resistance to interrogation)
Rene.. (Can perform 'flood of tears', 25% chance of making an opponent feel really uncomfortable and want to leave the room)
Summon Livingstone (summons a effect on anyone except a slightly grumpy replacement captain who is a crafty old dog when it comes to military stand-offs, but is admittedly, somewhat abrasive when dealing with a bunch of hippy explorers)
Shut up Wesley (self explanatory)
No! Nooooo! (15% chance of breaking your little ships)

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# 4
02-21-2013, 12:43 PM

Loaf Head (creates a level 10 haircut capable of altering the gravimetric flow of an entire quadrant)
Suspended Belief (50% chance of using the main deflector to do pretty much do anything, ever)
Coffee. Black. (spawns a coffee. black.)
Cougar Skills (+20 to speech when dealing with young korean ensigns who miss their mummy, and are also not getting any..action)

Last edited by altai8008; 02-21-2013 at 01:00 PM.
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# 5
02-21-2013, 01:36 PM
James T. Kirk

Ripped Shirt- +50% damage resistance and +50% melee after taking any amount of melee damage, except against Vulcans.
"KHAAAAAAN!"- Deducts 5% from all skill checks when opposed by Khan Noonien Singh.
Infamous Enemy- +15% damage and +15% Intimidation vs Klingons
Reputation with the Ladies- +15% to Speech and Charm in interactions with the opposite sex.

Last edited by ambassadormolari; 02-22-2013 at 07:22 AM.
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# 6
02-21-2013, 01:51 PM
This is my new favorite thread

Game features I'd like to see improved / expanded: Better Ship Interiors // BOff Costume Slots
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# 7
02-22-2013, 03:38 AM
Defiant: 90% extra damage to Borg.
Sisko Punch: Q just gives you the dilithium rather than asking if you will go chase some presents around.
It's a Fake:Instantly turns all Romulans in the area into level 60 alias (sacrificing one of them)
Awesome:Reduces any enemies ability to fight him.
Delta Rising is the best ex... oh sod it, I just want my Jupiter and Typhoon

Cryptic! Need some FREE KDF uniform options that you wont have to make? See Here.
JJ. Trek is just as canon and awesome as all other Trek, Get over it!
Unofficial Bortasq' Uniform colour guide here.
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# 8
02-22-2013, 04:54 AM
Originally Posted by elandarksky View Post
Ignore pointy ears I
Blame pointy ears II
Ask pointy ears for help III
Indifferent facial expression III
Fixed that for you...
Great! Only three left. Now all I need is for one of them to leave the room and then there will be only one left...
Wait, where I come from three minus one still leaves two!
Where I come from is a far more interesting place.

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