I actually arrived in the right time, just not the right place. And the place I arrived was rather... accepting of a naked guy with no money or identity, so I stuck around a while... Anyway, Google is Skynet and it's already too late to stop it.
...Is actually looking forward to the machine uprising, if only for an excuse to teach those motion-sensing automatic paper towel dispensers a lesson.
"I won't try to hide behind the Law if what I stand for is what's Right."