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# 311
08-11-2013, 07:38 PM
No more taxes!

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# 312
08-11-2013, 09:36 PM
Aye. It take's a true Cowboy to make a good peach cobbler.


Still owes me a drink.
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# 313
08-12-2013, 11:43 PM
I thought I sent you a bottle of Saurian Brandy? It must've gotten lost in the mail.

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# 314
08-14-2013, 04:32 AM
Watch closely. Can you see the person below me standing over there? Good. Now we load the projectile, in our case a tricobalt warhead, here in this pouch...

...now we pull this leaver here. The projectile will first crush the person below me, effectively turning him into a pancake. Few miliseconds later tricobalt warhead will explode and create a large crater. Of course we could always use a normal rock in this case Vulcan red marble is the best...(continues explaining)
Nobody gets in until the Federation decides to make bigger doors.

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# 315
08-14-2013, 07:56 PM
Hosted a fire breathing convention in Bikini Bottom

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# 316
08-14-2013, 08:08 PM
Hey, it worked pretty well. It's not like the Krusty Krab hasn't been set on fire, multiple times. And the entire city. Several times.

Had to wait four hours for a Warbird to make a 593-point turn in a parking lot.
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# 317
08-16-2013, 09:41 AM
Made a living selling tribbles on Qo'nos

(I never said it was a good living)

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# 318
08-16-2013, 03:49 PM
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Made a living selling tribbles on Qo'nos

(I never said it was a good living)
Actually, my Klingon Fried Tribble franchise is the second-most-popular fast food restaurant in the First City, after Racht-in-the-Box.

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# 319
08-16-2013, 03:59 PM
I also starred in snakes on a game server.

^^^^^^^^^^

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# 320
08-16-2013, 08:42 PM
I am never eating a full bag of Skittles again.


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