Captain
Join Date: Jul 2012
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# 581
10-25-2013, 05:43 AM
It'll be helpful if I get caught on a planet with no assistance...

Needs a better ship...
Captain
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 11,100
# 582
10-25-2013, 07:46 PM
My ship is leaking.


Won't be attending his AA meeting next week because of "intergalactic matters".
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So inhumane superweapons, mass murder, and canon nonsense is okay, but speedos are too much for some people.
Captain
Join Date: Jun 2013
Posts: 1,574
# 583
10-26-2013, 12:48 AM
Damnit this was free booze night at the Antimatter Anonymous meeting


Discovered the hard way that a Frap is a Fart with Chunks
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Commander
Join Date: Sep 2012
Posts: 392
# 584
10-26-2013, 05:06 AM
*Creates a temporal anomaly causing that to skip over to the person below me*

You think you're safe while you're at warp captain?
Captain
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 4,556
# 585
10-26-2013, 08:32 PM
Nope. I used a thoron waveform inversion field generator to send chroniton particles into the anomaly and create a quantum distortion in subspace so the frap ended up in Pittsburgh.

Has some vague idea what the **** I just said.
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Captain
Join Date: Oct 2012
Posts: 986
# 586
10-26-2013, 11:45 PM
Well of course, I built the device (the blue cords connected to the, green cord)

Purchased stock in starfleet as the 1st temporal ships came off the production line

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Captain
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 948
# 587
10-27-2013, 09:11 AM
I now own 45% of Utopia Planita...

Used a temporal ship to go into the past and swap Starswordc's thoron waveform inversion generator for a duplexing pulse chroniton generator in order to produce the choniton particals for their post.


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Commander
Join Date: Sep 2012
Posts: 392
# 588
10-27-2013, 10:22 AM
That's right. I've also used my temporal ship to cause every Borg ship in the universe to fly straight at the person below me at ramming speed.

And you do not want to know the result in the entire Borg armada all traveling at transwarp speeds colliding with the person below me.

You think you're safe while you're at warp captain?
Captain
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 948
# 589
10-27-2013, 04:13 PM
I survived, as they all arrived at the same time they crashed into each other before reaching me so I just sat back to watch the show.


Knows where the channel changer is...


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Join Date: Oct 2012
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# 590
10-27-2013, 05:46 PM
And I'm keeping this magic weapon of mass destruction from falling into the wrong hands.

Has a hood ornament on their starship, of their starship

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