Not entirely ture. I was supposed to look after Spot for a few weeks but I was too occupied in the Battlezone and forgot to feed it. The cunning plan was to feed Spot with a dinosaur steak not a Dinosaur with a cat steak. Sadly the plan didn't go as planed and we had to rescue Spot from the dinosaur's stomach and one of mine quantum shadows got eaten.
Entered a temporal anomaly and ended up on earth in 21st century in the middle of a Star Trek convention.
Nobody gets in until the Federation decides to make bigger doors.
Sorry owned - you know how it is, get back late from Quark's stumbling around paralytically drunk, feeling a bit peckish and bobs your uncle - a brilliant idea to make some scrambled dodo eggs with wild salmon (I can tell you he wasn't happy when I caught him, he was livid!)
Thinks Macguyver should be taught in schools as a survival class.