I will not stand for discrimination against handsome phaser guy on the main page! Now, hot Romulan girl gets her own animated advertisement while handsome phaser guy sits below forgotten and frozen in time, relegated to being a back stage prop. Whatever happened to the glorious time when handsome phaser guy was a main feature on main page? Poor guy will be out of a job and on the street collecting SSI before we know it. I don't think I can ever forgive you Cryptic. Sniff, sniff.
Maybe Handsome Phaser Guy simply prefers being under Hot Romulan Girl? Did you ever think about his needs?
"The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward." - Rocky Balboa (2006)