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# 21
04-18-2013, 03:19 PM
Handsome phaser guy = Smitty "The Phaser" O'Pew

Handsome romulan guy = S'tud

"Handsome" Reman guy = Count Remanula

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# 22
04-18-2013, 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by ricorosebud View Post
I think Bobby Joe McPhaser has a lovely ring to it!

Would you prefer something like Pierre Le Pew Pew?
Jack McPhaserblast.
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# 23
04-18-2013, 03:25 PM
Oy Vey guys Hot Phaser Dude is called Commander Bachs.

Commander Bachs ---> Commander Box....since he was on the original Box that the game came in

the moar u no,
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# 24
04-18-2013, 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted by knuhteb5 View Post
I will not stand for discrimination against handsome phaser guy on the main page! Now, hot Romulan girl gets her own animated advertisement while handsome phaser guy sits below forgotten and frozen in time, relegated to being a back stage prop. Whatever happened to the glorious time when handsome phaser guy was a main feature on main page? Poor guy will be out of a job and on the street collecting SSI before we know it. I don't think I can ever forgive you Cryptic. Sniff, sniff.
It's not discrimination my friend, it's affirmative action, besides, with T'boobs being frozen in a falling down position for so long I doubt she's very happy and do you want to be the one to tell hot Romulan girl she shouldn't have an animated advertisement? I won't be volunteering for that job, I prefer my genitalia intact.
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# 25
04-18-2013, 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted by maxvitor View Post
it's affirmative action,
It sure is. Giving her that front and center advertising position is Cryptic's way of trying to make up for relegating all the female Romulan boffs to second string by giving them inferior traits to the males.
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# 26
04-18-2013, 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by ricorosebud View Post
Bobby Joe McPhaser?

Can I get a ruling?
Ab-so-lutely.

This made my day.

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# 27
04-18-2013, 03:47 PM
all we have to do is sneak behind romulan woman, vaporize her and replace her with a romulan version of Bobby Joe McPhaser. Its a instant win, but if she catches you sneaking behind her, i wish good luck to us all...
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# 28
04-18-2013, 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by startrek1234567 View Post
all we have to do is sneak behind romulan woman, vaporize her and replace her with a romulan version of Bobby Joe McPhaser. Its a instant win, but if she catches you sneaking behind her, i wish good luck to us all...
Poor bobby joe. Little does he know that Romulan woman is attracted to guys who try to backstab her. Why do you think her last boy friend was Tal Shiar? Keep your friends close and your enemies closer...

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Originally Posted by qjunior View Post
Handsome phaser guy = Smitty "The Phaser" O'Pew

Handsome romulan guy = S'tud

"Handsome" Reman guy = Count Remanula

I like S'tud and Count Remanula. Cryptic could potentially do a Count Remanula advertising campaign with general mills who for a limited time could turn Count Chocula into Count Remanula. Smitty "the phase" O'pew is kind of catchy, but I'm not sure I can imagine a Smitty captaining a star ship. Sounds more like a red shirt to me :p

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Originally Posted by mirrorseacat View Post
Oy Vey guys Hot Phaser Dude is called Commander Bachs.

Commander Bachs ---> Commander Box....since he was on the original Box that the game came in
Commander Bachs sounds too plain to me. It needs to have a ring to it.

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Originally Posted by jexsamx View Post
Jack McPhaserblast.
Jack sounds more like a name from a children's song like Jack be nimble. Jack warp quick or jack shoot that phaser quick, maybe.

Last edited by knuhteb5; 04-18-2013 at 04:22 PM.
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# 29 Coming from a female
04-18-2013, 05:47 PM
I am a female & I know why phaser guy is being left out in the cold all while the girls get all the action, the animation & it takes no imagination either to figure out why.

I'd call it "Adonis Advertisement". Some might call it smart or genius even!

I take no offense; you need to make your money some way, some how. It seems as though sex does in fact sell!
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# 30
04-18-2013, 05:53 PM
Just call the phaser guy "Redshirt" and all is fine.
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