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# 1 Set Course for Sexytime!
04-19-2013, 04:21 PM
If you're looking for a hardcore, overly demanding fleet, then you're in the wrong place. If you're looking to shove your boot up Empress Sela's tailpipe because she called you a terrorist just for starting your own little Romulan Refugee Colony dedicated to farming space vegetables and making some good old-fashioned Romulan Moonshine, then you just might be at the right recruitment thread for you!

Three things you should know about the Unrepentant Fleet in Star Trek Online:

1. We believe in a 6-pack in every replicator, a plasma beam on every bow, and an Orion Love Slave* in every Captain's Quarters. Join us, and together we will make it so.
2. We want you to play what you want, when you want it. Our guild is about having a good time in good company, not following crazy rules or mandatory play times.
3. Kirk? Picard? Hah - we know the best starship captain is Zapp Brannigan.

Here's the deal. Unrepentant is a casual guild out to have some fun times flying in space and blowing stuff up. We're a bunch of overgrown kids who think the people you play with are more important than the games you play. We have families, jobs, life obligations; we log on at night to chill with cool folks** just like us. If you're someone just like us, we want you in the fleet.

If this message looks familiar to you, then you've probably seen our Federation recruitment thread Set Phasers to Sexytime, or our KDF recruitment thread, Set Disruptors to Sexytime. In addition to lots of Sexytime, this also means that your moonshine-swillin' Romulan colonial good ol' boy characters get to choose either Fed or KDF to ally with!

But wait! There's more! Not only do you get a fleet full of cool cats when you join The U, you get a whole gaming community! Unrepentant is an adult gaming community with active guilds in GW2, SWTOR, Eve Online, DDO, and Champions Online in addition to STO. We're even setting up for Neverwinter. We have folks keeping an eye on Mechwarrior Online. Want to get your block on in Minecraft? Got folks there, too. Basically, if you play it, chances are we're playing it too.

Sound good? Alright. Here's what we need from you:

1. You have to be 18+. Our average guild member is around 30; our members range from 20s to 60s.
2. Sobriety is optional, but pants are not allowed.
3. You need to click this sentence.

After you fill out that form, you'll go through a relatively short application process just so we can make sure you're the right fit for us and we're the right fit for you. Also, we like to weed out the drama llamas and other undesireables before we get stuck with them. If you think you mesh with our gaming philosophy, drop in an application and maybe we can get drunk, roast an Epohh, and accidentally blow up a planet with these newfangled Singularity Cores or something.

Jolan Tru!




*Male or female. We're equal opportunity perverts.
** Speaking of cool folks: you know the guy that won the contest and named a ship class the Dervish, which set off a firestorm of Trekkierage on these forums that even spilled onto Youtube? He's in our guild.
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# 2
04-19-2013, 05:08 PM
Love that "new thread" smell...
Join Unrepentant!
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# 3
04-19-2013, 07:31 PM
I don't always drink Romulan Ale.

But when I do, I get blitzed with Unrepentant.

Stay thirsty, future Ueys.
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# 4
04-21-2013, 04:57 PM
Yippee ki-yay Centurian! Come join the U!
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# 5
04-22-2013, 06:49 AM
Romulan Moonshine and Smoked Epohh!

The U is here and we are having a party!

Unrepentant; the pants optional fleet.
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# 6
04-29-2013, 04:23 PM
Daaaang... one full week of no bumping in here and we're not even on the second page. I guess Romulan recruitment doesn't progress at the same break-neck speeds that Fed recruiting does.

You Ueys need to bump our recruitment thread there, too. Let the freak flags fly! Do a public service and get those fleetless miscreants to pay attention to us. That'll keep them off the streets and save tax dollars. We only do civic-minded pantslessness around here.

Here's a link to the Fed thread if you forgot:

http://sto-forum.perfectworld.com/sh...=1#post9533991

RECRUITMENT RECURSION!
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# 7
05-04-2013, 08:14 AM
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Originally Posted by husnock1 View Post
I don't always drink Romulan Ale.

But when I do, I get blitzed with Unrepentant.

Stay thirsty, future Ueys.
OK THAT was funny. All he needs is a couple of kickaft Orions dancing next to him while watchin a nice plasma fire burn as the Tal Shiar rage in frustration and we are good!
LOVE MANKIND Hahahahahahaha
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# 8
05-04-2013, 10:45 AM
I think the primary obstacle to your Romulan recruitment drive is the fact that the number of Romulans in need of a fleet, or, for that matter, Romulans, period, can presently be counted on the fingers of no hands. This can be expected to serve as a significant obstacle to any Romulan recruitment for the next few weeks.
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# 9
05-04-2013, 10:52 PM
can't wait til the 21st ^.^
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# 10
05-07-2013, 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted by sekusei28 View Post
can't wait til the 21st ^.^
No kidding. I'm dying to try out my epoturducken recipe.
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