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# 1 My Dream team
05-04-2013, 12:04 AM
This team isn't meant to be the 'best' team out there or anything, but I've been hoping to one day make it a reality.

5 Ferengi characters, a mix of all 3 classes (2 tac, 2 sci, 1 eng), all flying D'koras.

The Tacs would be set up:

DHC using, primary killers.

BOFFs:

Cmdr Engineer: EPTS 1, A2B, EPTW 3, DEM 3
Lt. Cmdr Tac: HY 1, CRF 1, APO 1
Lt. Eng: EPTA 1, A2B
Lt. Sci: PH 1, Tractor Beam 2
Ensign Tac: TT 1

Scis:

Beam using or Single cannon using possibly. One debuffer, one healer.

BOFFs:

Cmdr Engineer: EPTS 1, A2D, EWP 1, EWP 3 (with DOFF)
Lt. Cmdr Tac: TS 1 (with chronitons), DPB 1 (with chronitons), Target Subsystem X 3 or TS 3
Lt. Sci: Tractor Beam 1, TBR 1
Lt Eng: EPTE 1, RSP 1
Ensign Tac: TT 1

(Other science)

Cmdr Engineer: EPTS 1, RSP 1, Aux to SIF 2 and ES 3, OR ES 2 and Aux to SIF 3.
Lt. Cmdr Tac: TS 1, DPB 1, APD 2
Lt. Eng: EPTA 1, Eng team 2
Lt. Sci: TSS 1 and HE 2, or HE 1 and TSS 2
Ensign Tac: TT 1

Engineer

Unknown weapons, dedicated healer/cleanser.

Cmdr Engineer: EPTS 1, RSP 1, Aux to SIF 2 and ES 3, or ES 2 and Aux to SIF 3
Lt. Cmdr Tac: HY 1, APD 1, APD 2
Lt. Eng: EPTA 1, Eng team 2 (plus DOFFs)
Lt. Sci: TSS or HE, Sci team 2 (plus DOFFs)



and all 5 of these fellows would be in a mini-fleet (mostly for the sake of having the title above their heads) called 'The Profiteers'. I even thought of their theme song:

Greed!
Lust!
Money
Latinum
Heart!

Go Nagus!

By your powers combined I am the Grand Nagus!

*insert the rest of the Captain Planet theme here*

You'll pay for this, Grand Nagus!!!

We're the Profiteers! You can be one too! Because getting as much profit is the thing to do! Charity and kindness is not the way...hear what the Grand Nagus has to say!

The profit, is yours!!


Yes...it's far, FAR from a perfect team set-up...But...a man can dream, can't he?

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# 2
05-04-2013, 12:33 AM
Awesomely hilarious idea.


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# 3
05-04-2013, 01:32 AM
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Originally Posted by mimey2 View Post
And All 5 Of These Fellows Would Be In A Mini-fleet (mostly For The Sake Of Having The Title Above Their Heads) Called 'the Profiteers'. I Even Thought Of Their Theme Song:

greed!
Lust!
Money
Latinum
Heart!

Go Nagus!

By Your Powers Combined I Am The Grand Nagus!

*insert The Rest Of The Captain Planet Theme Here*

You'll Pay For This, Grand Nagus!!!

We're The Profiteers! You Can Be One Too! Because Getting As Much Profit Is The Thing To Do! Charity And Kindness Is Not The Way...hear What The Grand Nagus Has To Say!

The Profit, Is Yours!!


Yes...it's Far, Far From A Perfect Team Set-up...but...a Man Can Dream, Can't He?
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# 4
05-04-2013, 01:35 AM
Now you just need fake lobes to make them look bigger, and you are all set.
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# 5
05-04-2013, 02:35 AM
Hrmmmm, Romulans...decloaking with the Woody Woodpecker theme, eh?

Guess Who?
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Maal, Klingon, Mogh - Vegar, Orion, Marauder - R'ebel, Romulan, Haakona
Willard the Rat, Reman, F.T'varo - Rave, J.Trill, Kar'Fi - Mysk, Gorn, Varanus
Kopor, Nausicaan, Guramba - Nivuh, Ferasan, B'rel - Venit, Lethean, M.Qin
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# 6
05-04-2013, 07:56 AM
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Originally Posted by mimey2 View Post
and all 5 of these fellows would be in a mini-fleet (mostly for the sake of having the title above their heads) called 'The Profiteers'. I even thought of their theme song:

Infatuation!
Justification!
Appropriation!
Obsession!
Resale!

Go Nagus!

By your powers combined I am the Grand Nagus!

*insert the rest of the Captain Planet theme here*

You'll pay for this, Grand Nagus!!!

We're the Profiteers! You can be one too! Because getting as much profit is the thing to do! Charity and kindness is not the way...hear what the Grand Nagus has to say!

The profit, is yours!!


Yes...it's far, FAR from a perfect team set-up...But...a man can dream, can't he?
Would this mean that the 2 Sci would be Female Ferengi?

I also found this and figured it made more sense for their.. calls Five Stages of Acquisition
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# 7
05-04-2013, 08:09 AM
This is just plain epic.

If I had the EC for a D'Kora, I'd probably make one of them.
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# 8
05-04-2013, 08:44 AM
Ya know.. now that I've had time to think on it... The above sounds better on the ground...

For space how ever...
Quote:
*Cues Voltron Music*


From Days long ago...
From uncharted regions of the universe...
Comes a Legend...
The Legend... of PROFITTRON! Defender of Profits!
A mighty Robot....
Loved by Ferengi..
Feared by Poor...
As Profittron's Legend Grew..Profits rose through out Ferenginar..
This is the Story.. of the Super Force.. of space explorers..
Specially Trained and sent by Ferenginarr to bring back PROFITTRON!



Ready to form Profittron!
Activate Profit Margins!
Latinium storage secured!
Contracts signed!
No refunds are Go!

GO PROFITRON FORCE!

FORM FEET AND LEGS!
FORM ARMS AND BODY!
AND I'LL FORM.. the HEAD!

GO PROFITRON!!
See? Makes more sense for space.
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# 9
05-04-2013, 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by sander233 View Post
Awesomely hilarious idea.
Thanks.

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Originally Posted by dontdrunkimshoot View Post
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Originally Posted by dalnar83 View Post
Now you just need fake lobes to make them look bigger, and you are all set.
Lol, I guess that I do.

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Originally Posted by webdeath View Post
Would this mean that the 2 Sci would be Female Ferengi?

I also found this and figured it made more sense for their.. calls Five Stages of Acquisition
Actually yeah, I was thinking of precisely that, the two scis would be female.

And I didn't think of that. I don't remember much of Voyager, but that works perfectly.

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This is just plain epic.

If I had the EC for a D'Kora, I'd probably make one of them.
Sweet, and if I had the EC for more D'koras, I'd totally buy them for the sake of making this team.

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Ya know.. now that I've had time to think on it... The above sounds better on the ground...

For space how ever...


See? Makes more sense for space.
...
...
...Draw it. I dunno if you're an artist, but somebody needs to get on that, and draw that awesome piece of work and make it real! I could totally see 5 D'koras transforming into Profitron.

The other choice I was gonna go with was the Mighty Morphing Power Rangers theme.

I'm just glad folks like the idea.

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# 10
05-04-2013, 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted by mimey2 View Post
Actually yeah, I was thinking of precisely that, the two scis would be female.

And I didn't think of that. I don't remember much of Voyager, but that works perfectly.
I didn't really remember it either, I was trying to remember something else, so I googled about their Religion and found that information instead. So worked


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Originally Posted by mimey2 View Post
...
...
...Draw it. I dunno if you're an artist, but somebody needs to get on that, and draw that awesome piece of work and make it real! I could totally see 5 D'koras transforming into Profitron.

The other choice I was gonna go with was the Mighty Morphing Power Rangers theme.

I'm just glad folks like the idea.
LOL sorry, no my Drawing Artistic Talent falls around.. Badly drawn Stick figures..
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