Ya know.. now that I've had time to think on it... The above sounds better on the ground...
For space how ever...
*Cues Voltron Music*
From Days long ago...
From uncharted regions of the universe...
Comes a Legend...
The Legend... of PROFITTRON! Defender of Profits!
A mighty Robot....
Loved by Ferengi..
Feared by Poor...
As Profittron's Legend Grew..Profits rose through out Ferenginar..
This is the Story.. of the Super Force.. of space explorers..
Specially Trained and sent by Ferenginarr to bring back PROFITTRON!
Ready to form Profittron!
Activate Profit Margins!
Latinium storage secured!
No refunds are Go!
GO PROFITRON FORCE!
FORM FEET AND LEGS!
FORM ARMS AND BODY!
AND I'LL FORM.. the HEAD!
See? Makes more sense for space.
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Think about this: American Football has been in open beta for 144 years. ~Kotaku