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# 1 Inspired by all the fuss...
05-22-2013, 06:53 PM
(Based on this...)

Star Wreckin' in Cryptics' Universe...
Boldly waiting in a queue, trying not to curse.

Star Wreckin' in Cryptics' Universe...
Largely doing nuttin', cause we can't get to first.


<Lt. TacoFang>
There's Hamsters in the Servers now, Servers now, Servers now...
There's Hamsters in the Servers now, servers now DStahl.

<Mr.Geko >
It's live Bran, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it...
It's live Bran, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Flakes.

<Mr.JHeinig>
There's Trekkies in the forums now, forums now, forums now...
There's Trekkies in the forums now, forums now, Dan.

<Dr. Rehpic>
It's worse than that, their dead Dan, dead Dan, dead Dan.
It's worse then that, their dead Dan, dead Dan, DEAD!

Star Wreckin' in Cryptics' Universe...
Posting in Their forums, never being terse.

Star Wreckin' in Cryptics' Universe...
Screaming, Whining, Moaning, We wanna-be reimbursed.


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# 2
05-22-2013, 06:56 PM
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
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# 3
05-22-2013, 06:56 PM
Can this apply to certain PvPers that cry nerf to everything that kills them?

[10/26 1:58] [Combat (Self)] Your Thalaron Pulse deals 92464 (49540) Radiation Damage(Critical) to Vessel Seven of Ten Unimatrix 0047. Hehe. Suck it Borg!
[10/8 3:47] [Combat (Self)] Crystalline Entity deals 98082 (147136) Kinetic Damage to you with Warp Core Breach. WUT? I blame Kurland for this and all other problems in STO.
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# 4
05-22-2013, 06:57 PM
That poem was downright inspiring!

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# 5
05-22-2013, 07:16 PM
The man's a freaking poet
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# 6
05-22-2013, 07:22 PM
Not bad at all.
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# 7
05-22-2013, 07:26 PM
This made my day.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ramming Speed at its finest.
[Combat (Self)] Your Ramming Speed III deals 158125 (201492) Kinetic Damage(Critical) to [Player's Scimitar].
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# 8
05-22-2013, 07:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by neoakiraii View Post
The man's a freaking poet
Why thank you...

The Klingon Bard in me was just screaming to get out tonight.

...... DaveyNY ...STO Forum Member since February - 2009
..............Star Trek Fan since Thursday Sept. 8th, 1966
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# 9
05-22-2013, 09:33 PM
I had to read that with the intended melody in mind. And it made me smile. You, sir, know how to make verse! Thanks for this!

I suggest to the forum moderators, or BranFlakes, that this get stickied. Just because it's a good laugh.
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# 10
05-22-2013, 09:51 PM
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!


Devs. To Youtube. NOW. This is beautiful.... :'D
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